hey man, this sucks
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"...fuck did i do?" if you think political change is a thing that happens on the internet you're fucking insane and your ideas are going to keep losing. yard signs don't vote, go knock doors.
informative brief thread here, to which I will only chip in "there's only the one planet and it's never been smaller so the idea that any of us have the luxury to Only Visit anybody else's calamities is due to be taken off life support any day now"
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 2d agoThat scenario is why reportedly MBS is burning up JD Vance's phone line trying to push deescalation because if the whole thing goes to hell, it's MBS (and the rest of the GCC) that have to live in hell. The USA would only be visiting.
when your every atom is so preoccupied with the task of giving everybody else The Ick that they are metabolically incapable of experiencing it themselves
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’
Moscow rules, watch ur back. London rules, cover ur ass. Tuna rules, u ur mami.
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky@dly.bsky.social · 6d agostill no response 🧐 cowards walk amongst us
this is an example of what is, for me, the grimmest reality of what Sam Altman inflicted on us all: the joy of discovery is ruined now. you can't receive a thing now without at least a flicker of "wait did a person make this or did Sam's Suckerfish shit it out"
Julian Sanchez@normative.bsky.social · 2d agoAlmost as depressing as people using AI to write: People who have apparently read so little decent writing that they believe utterly commonplace tools every minimally competent writer employs are AI tells.
unfortunately, the first thing my brain does with any morsel of language is to check its scansion against the phrase "button to button" in order to ascertain whether it would be funny to sing "the hardest [whatever words you just said]" in a braying Jack White voice
just once before I die, I want the automated "we're sorry to see you go" email when I cancel a subscription service to really go for it and add "but we love to watch you leave." this would work on me btw! tell me I have a nice ass and I'll probably sign up for whatever you're selling.
proctor proctor gimme the quiz I spent a long time crammin for this
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred Hans Blix
there's just a top 3 and they rule hustlers out of sight the wedding planner
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 2w agoin honor of her birthday, here’s Jennifer Lopez’s top 5 movies according to me, if you care: hustlers Selena out of sight kiss of the spider woman the cell
DC needs to do this. You wouldn’t believe how many units in my building are owned, furnished, and empty. My next door neighbor has owned his unit for more than a dozen years. I’ve never seen him and the lights have been on maybe 4 times in a dozen years. Tax them! @councilofdc.bsky.social
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 4mo agoHappy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
1. Watching thinking “I’m in” then they drop Luis Guzman on me and I start hootin/hollerin 2. John Cena’s face is so beautiful & expressive as he gets older. Becoming a great actor with an amazing age-appropriate face. Please no one let him get Botox or a facelift.
Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2w agoFinal trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme
visit your local Proust Mobile store today to get madeleines at a price that never changes. discounted madeleines available to new customers only. after 30 madeleines customers may experience a less satisfying chew. customers pay $25/mo as long as they remain active on the Proust Unlimited plan.
dude I just heard about this wild movie idea somebody had, it's like this kid right and he's really smart and he lives with his aunt and uncle and he gets bitten by a spider that gives him like powers and shit anyway I bet it's gonna be awesome
haven't seen THE ODYSSEY yet but it will take a lot to displace my #1 favorite Christopher Nolan movie, his British Batman reboot where the origin story involved Bruce Wayne getting frustrated about how poorly his neighbors sort their trash and recycling, called BATMAN RE-BINS
Aggh fugck we forgot about market competition and can never increase the price of our models without losing the entire customer base. Oh well hopefully there is another way to make back trillions of dollars
Money is so fucking fake I can’t believe I have to exchange labor for it and then exchange it for food. there should be regular money and finance money and trying to use one for the other should be a capital crime
Sean O’Kane@okane.fyi · 3w agoOur first data point on how SpaceX's "fly, fail, fix" approach will be received by the stock market: tonight's sudden abort / seemingly multiple Raptor engine failure wiped 69 billion off of SpaceX's market cap in after-hours trading techcrunch.com/2026/07/16/s...
so glad they're going to expand the quadrennial Argue About VARathon to 64 teams, every nation deserves the chance to spend every fourth summer arguing about var
Albicelittle--Albiceleste--Nothing. And that ended it.
You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last mo.Kraken has temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals of Bonk due to an ongoing incident affecting the token, according to its website.
You don't have to over-explain in your work. You don't have to SHOW everything. Trust the intelligence of your audience, their ability to dream of a world bigger & more mysterious than this. Its, perhaps, enough to KNOW the boys are back in town, without telling where them wild-eye boys had been.