Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
really didn't intend to go all princess bride on you, but as you wish
“Why are you saying Good Morning to all the cows?” “Oh, silly me, you’re right! They’re Swiss cows!” “Guten Morgen”
They should make this story into a musical
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
This is almost as bad as them deciding to abandon Publisher and forcibly delete it from everyone’s computer come October.
Heather Burns@heatherburnstech.bsky.social · yesterdayThe most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
I’d just like to state for the record that this was not me.
Michael Balazo@mbalazo.bsky.social · 2d agoHow is this news? Aren’t all superhero movie screenings like this?
Don’t want to get banned for posting sexually explicit content on BlueSky, but this is where I am today
This is a hard photo to get because it keeps moving.
Steffen Rayburn-Maarup@rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d agoI don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
New baby hippo born at Berlin Zoo. Named Brötchen. Which means "little bread roll." You're welcome
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
See the National Trust have stolen my Tinder profile
Glennyrodge@glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5d agosame
Once again, I think we can all agree that the real story here is Kemi Badenoch’s miraculous resurrecting of Tory fortunes.
It turns out I'm of an age where a song can spend 19 weeks at Number One without me hearing it.
Pavlov’s dog had soft fur because of all the conditioning.
I can't be sure, but...I think this is advertising a chance for a five-way with elderly quadruplets?
Just packing the car to go home and a bloody wasp got up my sleeve and stung me three times. Little shit.
