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Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints trib.al/oQU93m2

Thinking this is the year I learn the Thriller dance Who’s in ?

Worlds of difference between learning to follow rules and learning to be a kind and thoughtful person.

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

why do y'all hate me

i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten

(guy who owns a vacation house voice) It’s not even that cool. It’s pretty small. The air conditioning doesn’t work that well. I’d rather stay in a hotel, honestly, but what are you going to do. It’s more trouble than it’s worth. A metaphorical albatross around my neck. We go about 100 days a year

what better way to show your allyship for a marginalized group than to block the people sticking up for said group

one like one answer

biting the limbs off my animal crackers (therapeutically)

russet would be a beautiful name for a girl, but i'm sure yours is fine too

Bsky is like the old folks home before the old folks home - sure you shit your pants every now and again but it’s mostly fun and games and not the home they send you to die in which is something

do try to keep focus

Have you ever met someone so physically attractive it makes your brain hurt?

i may not be wealthy but i sure am "that's rich"

Never forget who makes the rocking world go round.

if y'all ever catch me revealing my obliviousness to the world, reveal it to me next please

I said I would eat 23 hot dogs at the baseball game and my husband said, "What are you, the Michael Jordan of hot dogs" and I retorted, "Yes, we have a lot in common: went to the same college, we're both tall and we've both touched a basketball" and I have never seen a man laugh so hard

The me you get when you wake me up from a deep sleep at 2 am and I don't have my glasses and I am stumbling around in the dark and have to pee and step on a LEGO and scream in pain is very unfortunately the realest me

I'm grilling weiners. Gonna have me a long hot weiner

so many things are blooming atm

tap into each other's energy and chill?

[barry manilow voice] cobra cobra commanderrrrrrrr

really didn't intend to go all princess bride on you, but as you wish

now that i've thought about other ways it might be taken, i still need someone to suck out the poison

*throws myself over the puddle*

ole thin skin..

*spinning the lid on the ibuprofen waiting for an arrow that never comes*