Took Zeke out for a treat. At the drive thru I asked for "some form of McFlurry". The screen immediately came up "Smarties McFlurry". The sticker on the cup says "1 smartie" but we got away w a whole scoop's worth. #winningforsomevalueofwinning
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AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Do you wish bluesky offered polls A. Yes B. Also yes
It feels like everything is absolutely awful, and that's not quite true - just *far too much* is absolutely awful; but there is wonder and joy too and it's good to seek that out if you can.
@samplereality.bsky.social Hello! Zeke & I have been missing the Moby Dick quotes. Is all ok? Hope so & hope you’re doing well ✌🏻
I'm a mathematician. I am neither hyped nor excited about today's AI navier-stokes claim. Mostly, I feel sick that so much money is thrown at shit like this while, meantime, museums are closing and the climate is fucked up and people are dying and we're all told there isn't enough money. Bullshit.
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Today in 1940, an unnamed German airman takes a photograph as he flies over London. His image captures a Heinkel bomber in flight over the British capital. I've always found it a fascinating image, and often find details in it that I'd not noticed before. 🧵
Workers fought for it. So today we celebrate them, and tomorrow we keep pushing for better pay, stronger unions, affordable healthcare, and a country where working your ass off is actually enough to live a decent life. Happy Labor Day. ✊🇺🇸
The people who organized, marched, went on strike, and fought for things we now take for granted like weekends, the 40-hour workweek, overtime, safer workplaces, and the right to organize. It’s worth remembering that none of that was just handed over because companies suddenly decided to be nice.
Labor Day isn’t about sales and one last cookout. Okay, maybe the cookout part. We do love a good cookout, haha. But really, today is about workers.
Many years ago, my mom used to play cards w her friends. They were over one evening and got to discussing names for children. One said she liked “Amanda” and asked what middle name would pair well? It was at this point that my dad was walking through the living room, and he interjected: “Lynne.”
Shuffle Function said they would be broadcasting from the MN State Fair at 9am, so Zeke & I set our alarm for 9am, and here we are: awake and tuning in and what is UP w all this jaz… … … Oh. They meant 9am MN time. This is why people advocate for a flat earth!! #stupidtimezones #sixhoursout #🤪
Update: the dialect map quiz thing going around is a cheap knockoff of the good one, which is here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk (Published 2024)
What does the way you speak say about where you’re from? Answer all the questions below to see your personal dialect map.
nytimes.com
Look, I get it that my accent is a curiosity. But I swear to the gods, every damn time I speak, I get called out. Just been thoroughly harrassed at my own door by a damn power company rep demanding to know "where I'm from originally." !! If I weren't so pasty-ass white, would you still be asking??
I have an EP coming out, and I crammed as many southern MN musicians onto it as my grant would allow. It's a mix of pop/jazz/pop rock/funk (with a little prog snuck in there too) It'll be available at katbaumann.bandcamp.com on Nov 6th, and I hope people enjoy it 💙 I already wanna make another one!
🎵 I’m only holding your hand, so I can look at your
Today’s poem is called ‘Bags’.
Hi. I'm going on tour for my new book Hollywood, Ending. About half the events are sold out, but if you live in or near the cities that AREN'T sold out, I'd love to see you! Every ticket comes with a signed book, and I'll endeavor to make the evening worth your while. hollywoodendingbook.com
Fun fact: I committed a minor time-travel felony by selling these in 1886 (the other week) when they hadn't technically been invented.
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful September…
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful September…