Steve Christey Coley
@realsushidude.bsky.social
CWE, CVE, comedeh, susheh, etc. #vulnLife Not SushiDude on here as far as I recall.
no, YOU got trolled today by some un-rando about a "CWE-20" defaultedly-lazy/funny mapping comment on CWE's 20-year anniversary it's pretty cool though (CWE 20 years; not CWE-20, its time passed like 5 years ago when its children were created)
The CWE™ Program Celebrates 20 Years of Community-Developed Weakness Knowledge! Read our report about what the community has built over the past 20 years & how that knowledge can help prevent recurring classes of vulnerabilities in the years ahead cwe.mitre.org/documents/CW...
She-Gulls (with Dawn Henley, Josephine Walsh, Glenna Frey, Bernice Landon, Randi Meisner, Donna Felder, etc.)
feminize a band name
N'SYNC'D Cycles I'll see myself out now
Feminize a band name: They Might Be Giantesses
a reminder that CWE 5.0 is scheduled for release on October 27 (one calendar month and two days from now)
you're really good at counting down the days until something gets broken
no, YOU just gave the double-middle-finger guns to a CWE that's days or weeks away from deprecation without remorse no it's not 284, sigh but at least 50% lower number no it's not 138 either, stop trolling me
why can't AI fix the important stuff, like how moving wheels always go backwards in tv and film
no, YOU'RE wondering "how did that code even work without errors and, worse, seemingly correctly?"
@every-topps-card.bsky.social bedtime pack, pls and tx
s/git blame/git credit-they-were-doing-their-best-sweetie/
As we age, the work we do is the cost of blending into the background of the future.
/me STFU's tF out of somebody's fashion choices even though it screams a Dolly lyrical parody, but also Dolly wouldn't want me to do that
breaking my 15+-year-old code every 10 minutes rn and only just filed a ticket for it it's pretty awesome "Night guy is always screwing over day guy" - some comedian let's see how spooky this decision was come late October
am i the only one who confuses nathan fillion and nathan fielder more often than i should, or
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
The good news is with this latest disclosure from OpenAI we finally know about all of the automated cyberattacks that have been carried out by AI companies over the last few months. That was the last unreported one.
The good news is with this latest disclosure from Anthropic we finally know about all of the automated cyberattacks that have been carried out by AI companies over the last few months. That was the last unreported one.
IMPORTANT— CWE 5.0 will be here mid-autumn. The release will include Schema 8.0 for XML schema and JSON representation, resulting in major structural changes that may affect how tools & programs access, extract, & process CWE content. Learn more: cwe.mitre.org/news/archive...
What do Mick Fleetwood, Iggy Pop, Vanessa Williams and The Rock all have in common?
A sign of societal progress is that both of my children (now 25 and 19) were utterly baffled when I explained that the title Ms. was a controversial political statement when I was a kid. It’s completely normal to them, not worthy of comment or even something to be thought about
When Gloria Steinem co-founded Ms. Magazine in 1972, the honorific “Ms.” was virtually unheard of. Unmarried women were referred to as “Miss [father’s last name]” and married women as “Mrs. [husband’s last name].” “Ms.” was an assertion of individual identity. Women who used it were widely mocked.
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
"I wish I could have made this comment shorter and politer, but I didn't have the time" (apologies to Blaise Pascal)
random thoughts to tell people of a certain age that I'm on to their lingo and therefore it's objectively uncool to use now: "I think I'll pronounce the .md extension as 'Mid'" #MemeBleed
LLMs are meta-weird machines. </RandomCrapOthersHaveProllySaidButNowIdidToo>