please help mabel if you’re able 🙏 why does the vet have to be so damn expensive 😩😭

THEE Mabel Spookytits@mabelsmalltits.bsky.social · 12h ago

So I'm ressurecting the venmo post bc I need roughly $1000 to get Terri's nail fixed. I literally just paid my rent so I am flat broke atm and have been denied by multiple creditors. Please, I am begging for whatever you can spare. I take him back to the vet on monday to get looked at for cheaper.

Jerkmate called, they're running out of you.

i’m like herpes & the valtrex for this is not banning my fuckin main

roses are red i prefer death over taxes that pig poop on he own balls &

Mr. Indelible Stain@nemo616.bsky.social · 3d ago

Buttholes are praxis.

ope

👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3d ago

do they know they released me a day early? lol. anyways hi guys!

“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week” okay this raises other questions tho

i thought biberty was a pineapple

Go outside you fucking dork

My man looks like the last time he took a shower was the previous millennium

My man looks like a face not even a mother could love

My man looks like his blood type is Dorito dust

My man looks like he breathes through his mouth not just because of sleep apnea, but because of waking apnea as well

incredible thread of absolute bangers

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook@aoihana.bsky.social · 3d ago

My man looks like the guy in your neighborhood who’s no longer allowed within 500 feet of wherever children can congregate

My man looks like Hannibal Lecter if he were a redneck

My man looks like the reason women don’t come to the local Magic: The Gathering meetup anymore

My man looks like if you hit “Randomize” on the character creator for a video game about sex offenders

My man looks like the secret third member of Penn and Teller who got kicked out of their act for sniffing womens’ bike seats

My man looks like if J.D. Vance picked up his mother’s Oxycontin habit

My man looks like Jimothy the raccoon made a wish to become human

meatballs are boneless… for now 😏

mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 3d ago

there's this new trend with furnishing retailers where they're referring to all-foam furniture without internal beam structures as "boneless" and I think that's so.... fucked up isn't the word.... you know, I don't have any words that feel right for the feeling it gives me

“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week” okay this raises other questions tho

“Most men are fairly anti-rape” FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you?

fellas. guys. dudes. if you know someone ain’t talking about you when they say “men ___” then it’s weird to center yourself this way as if you are somehow suggesting some level of sharing guilt here. most of my friends are men/masc & i know this isn’t an impossible concept to understand.

already got the entrance music queued up too

Czariana Grande

open.spotify.com

enjoying these final 27 hours of peace

illumi@yallchemist.bsky.social · 4d ago

brit is dead. long live brit.

wake up babe, a new gender reveal party just dropped

✨✨✨@redactedpunished.bsky.social · 4d ago

if you need to hit up the gas station for boner pills to have angry sex (“with a grudge”), you ain’t that mad or horny

catio tent time ☺️