You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
I forgot to post this on St Swithuns Day, but here you go anyway...
It’s worth remembering that social media has absolutely no way of synchronizing all our moods. Your silly day may line up with my depressed one. My sarcastic day may line up with your angry one. Take a breath & remember that the person on the other end of the post may not be the monster they seem.
Just had a delightful time at @waterstones.bsky.social York, listening to @jonnysims.bsky.social talk about his latest book The Burn Line (and bad horror movies, deadlines, and CPAP machines!)
Oof, pretty hot today, isn't it? Well you know what'll make it hotter (but, like, in a good spooky way)? It's the UK release date for my new novel THE BURN LINE! Available now from all good bookshops and a few of the mediocre ones! Come burn with me!
Wow, that was truly amazing, the Strawberry Full Moon rising over Ely Cathedral this evening. Seen from Little Downham outside of Ely, Cambridgeshire 😍🌝 I didn’t think it was going to shine through the clouds, but it certainly did 🙏🏻🥰 #Fullmoon #strawberrymoon #ElyCathedral #amazing #Wonderful
One werewolf? Horror! Half a dozen? Comedy! sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=070...
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The woman has spent years as the sole writer and director on an independent animated series with a rabid fan base that acts like they get her own writing more than she does. She deserves rest, a raise, limitless amounts of donuts, and a hug.
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · last mo.‘The Amazing Digital Circus’ creator Gooseworx says she’d “probably not” make a Season 2, even if given the chance: “I’m tired.”
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I love sharing interests with my husband, who is normally not a horror fan. He decided to start playing @blacktabbygames.com Slay The Princess. Immediately killed the Princess, and then Chapter II (Spectre), turned around and left! I’d never seen anyone do that! (Got the achievement ‘Denial’).
I am not able to attend this but it has suddenly occurred to me that this may mean we are going to get MORE FABULOUS ART BY THE FANTASTIC @jojofraga.bsky.social ??!🙏🙏🙏 Please say yes @rustyquill.com 🥰
Rusty Quill@rustyquill.com · 2mo agoTickets for Crossed Wires Festival are available now, where you can see @jonnysims.bsky.social and @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social perform Magnus statements, live on stage. https://crossedwires.live/podcast/the-magnus-archives
Next month @gollancz.bsky.social is sending me on something of a mini-book tour. First stop is Waterstones Putney in London, so if you're in the area, come say hi!
Never bring a wife to a nun fight.
Jasmin🌸@theboobtaster.bsky.social · 2mo agothis might be the best headline i’ve ever read
showing my indie game to non-gamer friends and family:
For the horror fans, @jonnysims.bsky.social is talking about his new novel The Burn Line in London @waterstones.bsky.social on the 7th July and York Waterstones on the 9th of July (1 month away) get yer tickets via the link! www.waterstones.com/events/searc...
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