Wow Alex Jones really is a steaming pile of shit ain't he?
RemissGnome
@remissgnome.bsky.social
Loveable rapscallion with a heart of gold. #allgasnobrake
In and Out is mid. Whataburger is mid. Culver's is mid. Fite me
Every random politician text in getting is like fundraising has fallen off a cliff. Please chip in $5. Don't they know gas is $5 a gallon and bread is $4 a loaf. We don't have money to throw at you random, tone deft, candidates. We're out here just surviving.
Listening to Creep by Radiohead over the airport music while pooping is an experience.
my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help
I love my printer. Dude in front of me took the half inch of space I had on my flight. So I started this print somewhere 32,000 feet over Ohio. They may have won the battle of seat 22D but I'll win the war.
Old people's skin looks like I could just tear it if I wanted to. It's so thin. Crazy what our bodies do
Nothing triggers my dysphoria more than being patted down at TSA because they found "anomalies" in my groin area. I hate flying so damn much.
Imagine the harshly worded letter Schumer will send him tomorrow.
EXCLUSIVE: Sen. John Fetterman is preparing to make a bombshell appearance tonight at the GOP convention in a video praising President Trump and Pennsylvania GOP Sen. Dave McCormick
I wish I could have the feeling of when the Vyvanse kicks in all day long.
Are there any group chats on here I should be a part of? I just noticed they added the option. 😅
The President of the United States is a convicted felon and we don't say this enough.
I like @bsky.app. it's the only social media I use. It's like it was made for autistic people.
Looks like the "I did my own research" crowd did in fact, NOT do their own research.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
I love how Bob Odenkirk has turned into the new Liam Neeson and we as a society have said nothing about it.
Kids remember, don't ever engage with anime pfp accounts. Nothing ever good happens there.
I'm like a Gremlin. I can't eat McDonald's after midnight or I turn into a monster the next morning.