RemissGnome

@remissgnome.bsky.social

Loveable rapscallion with a heart of gold. #allgasnobrake

Every random politician text in getting is like fundraising has fallen off a cliff. Please chip in $5. Don't they know gas is $5 a gallon and bread is $4 a loaf. We don't have money to throw at you random, tone deft, candidates. We're out here just surviving.

I love my printer. Dude in front of me took the half inch of space I had on my flight. So I started this print somewhere 32,000 feet over Ohio. They may have won the battle of seat 22D but I'll win the war.

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Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.