Robert Wright

@reporterrwright.ft.com

Newsroom reporter at the Financial Times, clergy spouse, rider of bicycles. "I just wanted to see something new every day and tell a story with it": Gus Haynes.

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a score of 70, and am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, because I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Today in Palanga, I saw a child wearing a “Sportacus” shirt and had an epiphany. The tragedy of much of the UK’s current right is that they think Robbie Rotten was the hero of LazyTown.

My kids once lost it completely with the giggles at a very solemn moment in a Maundy Thursday church service because of this same naming coincidence. Obviously I, a serious ordained person leading the service also got a bad fit of the giggles, when I realised what had set them off. ✝️⚓ #CofEPeeps

Jack Harrison@jlharrison.bsky.social · last wk.

I’ve found out that if you google Zebedee the AI overview will pull through a description of the biblical Zebedee and an image of Zebedee from The Magic Roundabout.

AI overview from a Google search of Zebedee, containing a description and an image.

The image is Zebedee from the magic roundabout.

The description is “Zebedee is a
biblical figure
best known as the father of the apostles James
and John, a Galilean fisherman, and the husband of Salome.”

Just took a taxi from Kretinga to our holiday accommodation in Palanga. The music played on the way was a roll call of late 1970s and 1980s musical shame: Nazareth’s cover of Love Hurts Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall Queen: I Want To Break Free

it is 2066. roving bands of brits pin scraps of the bayeux tapestry to their rags as they traverse the blighted wasteland. musk’s head in a jar rules the badlands, the crystal tower of number 10 north crumbling in the distance. lisa nandy is still culture secretary

“Just remember: if you’re loyal to me and you’ve got a northern English seat, you don’t need to bother doing your job.” It’s not a great implicit message to send, is it?