"You never play with any of those toys." "All right, well, how about this?" "...let me get the camera."
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
The box of bug traps we received today had a very well-detailed tiny plastic shovel of no apparent purpose.
I think that might be the problem here, that cheap low-durability stuff no longer *looks* like cheap low-durability stuff, that good-looking surface finishes and design have become easy to produce and have worked their way down to lower-end consumer goods.
I read this story long before the pandemic, but it's forever associated with the pandemic for me now because in April 2020, my makeshift home desk was by a window overlooking an elevated train station, and I could see the trains come in, doors open to empty cars, no one get on or off, doors close
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
Yes, well. You're going to need to take this up with the people who say "when nine reasonable people and one Nazi sit down at a table, ten Nazis get up".
I love pasta bakes. What if ‘lasagna’ but it’s had a nervous breakdown?
And I think the goods aren't lower-quality, actually, at least not the ones people are actually buying. Those mythical "cost $50 and last literally forever" Doc Martens were sitting on the store shelf as an advertisement while most people were buying $5 plastic rain boots...
I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.
The antenna are important because you need somewhere to sit on and look moodily at the smoggy dystopia
I agree that "sweetbread" is a weird thing to call the thing that we call sweetbread
[0005068] Butchering remains named oddly
I kinda' want this to be a thing. o.o Person gets bit, ends up a were-critter. They absolutely Love it... Right up until they revert to Human form. Then they're all cranky & whatnot. Just angry about not having a tail anymore or being way weaker/smaller as a Human. Always bring it up, too. = )
This must be what Murderbot's drones look like: youtu.be/1mUgyV3A1O0
New drone nearly disappears in flight
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Nobody thinks Trump has personally perp-walked an alien but he posts that image because he wants you to think he's the kind of guy who *would*, and everyone assumes that they can therefore act as though he *did*...
It's like advertising, maybe. Everyone knows that what's happening in advertising isn't real, but everyone also interprets the particular aspirational unreality you choose as a proxy for your actual personality.
Circe turns a bunch of guys into pigs in a summer blockbuster and now everyone is into magical meats
[0002543] Melancholy dwarf wont commit suicide
everybody's talking about the odyssey, but america has a meaty epic poem with countless interpretations all its own: john henry www.dontrocktheinbox.com/on-john-henr...
On John Henry, American Epic Poem
It's a nice idea that "This Land Is Your Land" should be our national anthem, a wonderful song full of generous and idealistic sentiment that's actually easy to sing. (That the Star-Spangled Banner sh...
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obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
if you’re brand new and just now getting into girls i would recommend starting with a beginner girl like 2B or Tifa first before moving onto more advanced girls like Ky Kiske
"I told my nesting partner, 'I like going down to the river.' She told me, 'I like going down on River, Moss and Sock.'" "I'm so ugly, I can't even be autogynephilic. I look in the mirror and I feel nauseous. I asked my doctor what was wrong and he said, 'I don't know, but your vision's great'"
Imagining a tranny Rodney Dangerfield
Ellison's schtick was a lot fresher before the internet. "Person wittily hates everything and tells you about it" wasn't so common then.
I think a lot about how Harlan Ellison said in an interview that Agatha Christie’s work would be forgotten five minutes after her death, and (by implication) his work would live on, and nearly the opposite has occurred. I’m not even sneering at Ellison. Just how we don’t understand posterity.
Amusing also to remember that this isn't the first time they've done GitS animation this way.
Ghost In The Shell PS1 All Cuts & Training Scenes Amazing Quality English Dub
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european robins are just this no gender only ANGY