I’m not worried, I’ve had my training in dealing with drunken Milwaukee knife violence
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 2w agoYou don’t want to think about Wisconsin this much, trust me. You’re gonna end up getting a knife pulled on you outside Eagle’s Ballroom, or worse, planning a family trip to the Wisconsin Dells.
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
I agree that "sweetbread" is a weird thing to call the thing that we call sweetbread
dwarf fortress bugs@dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 3w ago[0005068] Butchering remains named oddly
Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poof PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
"I never thought the cureloms would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Cureloms Eating People's Faces Party.
The Salt Lake Tribune@sltrib.com · 3mo agoThe LDS Church was left off the Department of Defense’s list of Christian religions.
Gonorrhea... here we go again. My my, how can I misspell you? Gonorrhea... typo-show again My my, fat fingers befell you.
exactly one Jan 6th protestor received proportionate punishment and she received it on Jan 6th
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoJD Vance: "You know who never, ever gets an ounce of sympathy when it comes to disproportionate sentencing? People who voted for Donald Trump and participated in the January 6 protest."
A Quiet Place wanted us to believe that the entire US military responded to these monsters and nothing made a sound bad enough to reveal the monsters’ fatal flaw of “incapacitated by unpleasant sounds”
Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 4mo agolike "oh no! a big monster that runs real fast! and has claws!!" guys i have got news for you about all the big monsters that run real fast with big claws: we wiped those suckers out with spears twenty thousand years ago
An epic D&D campaign where you battle the Yuan-Ti across the multiverse: Snakes on A Plane
[0011570] Most of immigrants are either Herbalists or Animal Caretakers
Nah, people around the world asked a specific question about the shooting, got told “no,” and then stopped caring
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4mo agoVan Jones is on CNN talking about how “people around the world are shaken” that someone could get so close to President Trump.
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
[0002500] Blood spatter on internal body parts; dwarves unsuccessfully try to clean it off
Some people think, "Oh, being cynical, caring about nothing but power, is realistic. It allows you to see things more clearly." But it's not true! In actual fact, people act on a lot of non-selfish motivations, and if those are invisible to you, you will not understand their behavior!
I want to hear your favorite Mormon/Mormon-related conspiracies you 100% believe.
Sam Lloyd@llamsoyd.bsky.social · 4mo agoin honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.
Elijah, giving a talk in Israel, choosing to allow for plausible deniability that he's really talking about the atrocities of Ahab in his talk "Maybe We Should All Do Good Things", but still hoping Ahab's fans "Get It".
David T@improvementera.com · 4mo agoListen, I know that we have Good Messages of Peace. I just wish we would from time to time directly and specifically join them with the words of others, and particularly to pointing out, "yes, as well as being General, this talk should definitely be applied to this specific Thing Happening."
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
He'll have to change his name to Loser Orban.
Turhan's Bey Company@turhansbeycompany.bsky.social · 4mo agoOrBANNED!
Dune is actually about a guy taking drugs meant for women and learning to train his voice.
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
3d6 is vastly superior to d20 as a resolution mechanism
Mörkticia@morkticia.bsky.social · 6mo agoHit me with your nuanced ttrpg take.
Something is rotten in the Mountainhome of Denmark.
dwarf fortress bugs@dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 6mo ago[0009965] Annoucement Spam When Claiming Hamlet
Momma francolin opens up the pantry for her chicks. These Old World pheasant relatives found in Asia & Africa are terrestrial (but not flightless) omnivores. Termites create "mud tubes" to allow them to move from soil to tree without risk, but they're no match for momma francolin & her chicks.
"I have discovered how to supply energy DIRECTLY to Earthly organisms! I call it a 'gun'."
Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@comiccontext.bsky.social · 6mo ago
