i cannot get over just how ugly Space Nazi Insufficient Polygon Trucks are. why would anyone want to drive that garbage?
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Chicago is home. 🌃 ICE can fuck all the way off. 😡 i play trivia. ❓ i boop snoots. 🏇 musclebound soap opera enjoyer. 🤼 denizen of the interstices. 🩷💜💙 your nu-metal trash dream boy, only older. 🏳️⚧️ (they/he)
dagnabbit, i missed the 20th anniversary of the most ridiculous speech in history. that was June 28. still...it's always a good day to listen to Clueless McClueless compare the bandwidth required for "ten movies" to that of "a whole book." www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w5s...
Series of Tubes full speech – Senator Ted Stevens on Net Neutrality at Senate Commerce Committee
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horse names that i'm always happy to be reminded of: an Exaggerator baby named Itwasthisbig. a Milwaukee Brew baby named Flipcup. #DoingHorseNamingRight
i'm hit or miss on these BPtrivia blitzes, but this one could not have been more my wheelhouse and i am OVER THE MOON to have been fast enough to snag the dub :-D
drinking Malört isn't "a" personality, it's *MY* personality.
Dave Infante@dinfontay.com · 5d agoThese stickers are now for sale via The Fingers Shop (just put a note saying you want this design specifically.) All proceeds support more independent journalism about drinking in America: dinfontay.bigcartel.com/product/fing...
"i'm hot 'cause i'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not" is the most galaxy brain moment in music history
*hmmmm, i wanna listen to something that's my happy place right now* *cranks "Knuck If You Buck"* if you're wondering where my brain is today
One of my found footage white whales is the complete “Readings From Homer” Jeopardy category: Dan Castellaneta reading quotes from Homer in character as Homer Simpson.
homer simpson crashes jeopardy! #jeopardy #shorts #vintage
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Evans Blue is one of the most underrated bands of the 2000s. not enough people realise that they absolutely rule.
The white supremacist regime does white supremacist things.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2w agoThe Education Department hosted a televised civics game show for students to celebrate America’s 250th birthday. The results are now being disputed and members of Congress called the contest “rigged” after judges rejected a Sikh student’s answers.
how i should market myself: "i will play millennial jams in your bar" what i would do: "play Emmet Swimming all day every day"
the fact that Revis didn't become one of the biggest bands of the aughts is an epic injustice.
we don’t talk often enough about breaking the cycle. not of abuse, but of pyramid work from home schemes that our moms fell prey to. i have made it so far into adulthood without having to sell amway.
me most of the time: FUCK NORTH CAROLINA me when Petey Pablo is playing: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT ROUND YOUR HEAD SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER (note: was not born there. was raised up there.)
i'm in ur jukeboxes, spammin ur ears with gary puckett and the union gap
Ask not for whom the Vengabus comes, it comes for thee.
The Caroline Cash era of Nancy is SUBLIME (Especially for a person who gets paid in worms)
caroline cash@cashbrowns.bsky.social · 2w agoNancy 7/24/26
I hope one day we address the absurdity that one has to work more than one full time job to have a decent existence. Because it's infected the proletariat as well
tfw you learn there's a new Charli XCX album out from *checks notes* a Nancy comic
caroline cash@cashbrowns.bsky.social · 2w agoNancy 7/24/26
things that make me feel old: Bahnah has *grand-foals* racing. like, wasn't it just yesterday that she ran second to the wonderful Tepin in the Delta Princess?
it's legit bizarre how weird it is to hear "right now" by van halen without seeing the music video on the tv