Your accountant at the end of the tax year when you haven’t made your Roth contribution

W I L L@paris-stilton.bsky.social · 20h ago

Are you retiremaxxing

bsky.app/profile/roug... Proof from at least one bloomf

Justin@justinable.bsky.social · 21h ago

I know 😮‍💨

bloomf is in his embarrassing epoch

starting a gc with 99 of my favorite bloomfs then leaving so yall can talk about how annoying i am and how you secretly all hate me 😍

Data centers when you send one prompt to ChatGPT

Andrew Palmer@andrewp97.bsky.social · 22h ago

water is soooooooo delicious wow

The constant mental tug of war between wanting to keep my online presence safe for my career and wanting to be a whore online

my losing answer to final jeopardy bc I couldn’t spell the country whose capital is divided by the Danube into two distinct areas correctly:

czech hunter biden@conkrete.bsky.social · 23h ago

HUNGRY

auroborussy

I look incredibly hot today it’s kinda unfair

Sometimes I just wish I could have the confidence of a hot gay with no personality 😮‍💨

Ah I have once again returned to the 12 hour day nonsense at work

I want to be vegan but I love yogurt too much

gm AI slop bowls

it’s monday

My butt card has an $895 annual fee and you still have to queue for the Centurion lounge. Oh and it’s barely accepted outside the US

Love when a partner emails my manager with glowing feedback immediately after my presentation. You know I saved that PDF for my performance review

These guys on the edge of Fangorn Forest

Lord Of The Rings: Meat's Back On The Menu

ALT: Lord Of The Rings: Meat's Back On The Menu

static.klipy.com

Blakezilla@blakethebutcher.bsky.social · 6d ago

PULLED ORC!!!!!!

I want attention but I’m not feeling hot enough to post hmmmmm

How are there still 2+ hours left of this workday. Someone please make it end

Bossy bottoms:

IT Ghey, the muscle hamster@itghey.bsky.social · 7d ago

I might be annoying but I’m tight so like

Buckingham Palace on September 8 2022

trina vega stan account@anthonyisa.top · last wk.

London BRIDGE 💜

My Chemical Romance in 2004

joodle$@joodlehead.bsky.social · last wk.

What if I’m not okay

W in Kennebunkport before getting a DUI:

StickyOtter@stickyotter.bsky.social · last wk.

the Bush has gone wild y'all

Might try making canele and financiers this week

@lerrrgan.bsky.social and @shanestrokesxxx.bsky.social were right

PastryBoi 🥐@roughpuff.bsky.social · last wk.

Guess the color of my tie #mcm

Guess the color of my tie #mcm

Spent too much time j*rking off this morning that I needed to take an uber instead of metro 🫠

Calculated how much I save and I’ve decided that in 2027 I’m going to be a financially irresponsible homosexual in perpetual credit card debt

guess it’s true that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone because I am down BAD for a big leafy salad rn 😭

Just spend $20 to send a certified express letter after having to print a form and fill it out. In the year of our lord 2026