Dissent Within
@rpullins.bsky.social
Writer, aging punk, Father of the Year semi-finalist. The painting was a gift, Todd. ralphpullins.com
This is probably going to get me canceled, but Im just going to go ahead and say it: the University of Michigan marching band has way too many trombones. Half the population of Ann Arbor in this stadium playing trombone. The music shop all outta clarinets or something? Get the fuck outta here
I swear I can't get over the Slut Gnomes on Jeopardy thing. Its like a secret joke just for us weirdos and I love it
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
I saw this tonight and started to explain it to my coworker and then seeing her face just gave up and laughed to myself
the nintendo shamecube@futuresushi.bsky.social · 2d agoJeopardy gonna be huge today for fans of one specific Jeopardy bsky post
The only reboot the world needs is the G4 original gameshow Hurl, which featured 5 contestants participating in an eating contest followed immediately by a human gyroscope, last one to barf wins $1000. Shout out to these real American Heroes. youtu.be/UwxPTCLyWYE?...
[1080p] Hurl! Episode 3 - NASA NAuSeA
YouTube video by Blast Processing
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See folks, this right here is what this site is for. If youre talking about some shit you saw on the news, youre fucking it up for the rest of us
Frovo@frovo.bsky.social · 3y agothe opposite of egg mcmuffin is chicken mcdickout
One day of vegan eating got me banned from using the downstairs bathroom at work
Currently working on a book titled Just Leave My Phone Charger Where it Is You Goddamn Monsters: A Parents Tale
My attempts to add a little Goth flair to my wardrobe are instantly derailed because my older brother keeps calling me The BabaDork
Pyramid Head's real name is Phillip Johansen. They only call him Pyramid Head because of his poor hat choices.
I did it folks. I really did it. www.ralphpullins.com/2026/09/fear...
Fearless
It is 6:18 in the morning, and I am going to work. I've had only a few hours sleep, though I can feel the jittery electricity of a caffein...
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Dissent Within@rpullins.bsky.social · last wk.Guys you can rest easy. I think im going to write something self indulgent and interesting only to me again. I plan on posting it and sharing it publicly to the complete indifference of my friends family and the world at large. This is my move.
Guys you can rest easy. I think im going to write something self indulgent and interesting only to me again. I plan on posting it and sharing it publicly to the complete indifference of my friends family and the world at large. This is my move.
You guys I sculpted a mud golem in my back yard and placed the fobidden Scroll of Life within its head and there's around a 10% chance that it will become an unstoppable killing machine that will eventually murder every human on earth.
A Kermit and Miss Piggy threesome is my only celebrity hall pass
JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social · last wk.The premise of the Muppet Show is that if you greenlight it, the biggest stars in the world will gladly appear on your network because they want to meet Kermit and seduce him.
We are stranded on a hostile planet that's orbiting a treacherous star. Everyone and everything we love dies. But yes, I am ready for some football
I saw Onslaught yesterday which turned out to be a really cool retro feeling action movie. Takes a minute for it to ramp up but once it starts rolling its pretty decent. I like a movie that knows exactly what it is and just leans into it. No underlying message, just a whole bunch of shooting. B-
i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat
Currently working on a song titled "Knockin' Boots (In the Lights of Roku City)"
The most disheartening thing has been revealed by GenAI is just how many people are okay with less than mediocre shit. "Eh. Good enough" kills the joy and craft of making excellent things. Part of the awe of seeing something beautifully crafted is knowing the difficulty in achieving the effect.
[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw
Do you think they mean he is dancing very enthusiastically while nude, or is he hard and also dancing?
Pittsburgh Scanner@pgh-scanner.com · 2w agoPD arrive on scene and describe a nude male dancing hard in the parking lot.
Bad news you fucking dorks: Harry Potter sucked before Rowling revealed herself to be an unrelenting piece of shit. I saw an adult man wearing a Griffindor scarf last fall and my second hand embarrassment was so powerful it triggered my gag reflex.
That the charmless, talentless dead eyed muppet that is Mr Beast ever got famous is all the proof that I need that we do not live in a meritocracy
Normalize power chugging a jar of warm ranch dressing you found under the seat of your car
As I unload my bags from mybrecent shopping trip to HomeGoods, I look over and notice my shithead neighbor Tom unloading bags from HomeGreats.
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
Linuxiac@linuxiac.bsky.social · 4w agoLibreOffice 26.8 is now available with a new Paragraph Composer in Writer, native OpenType variable font support, Calc improvements, and better document compatibility. linuxiac.com/libreoffice-... #OpenSource #OfficeSuite
