Listen to @bloodwork.show

If early release can be altered so as to exempt homicide offences, it should be. Prisoners who have caused the gravest harm should be among the last to benefit from the overcrowding crisis. But carving out exceptions for individual prisoners in response to media campaigns is weak and unprincipled.

Theres no rule that says 30 cats can’t buy a boat

There’s a seal at Waterloo today

Smoke on

It’s true

Internet Dad@whatahellofawaytodad.com · 2mo ago

There's no rules that say the Doctor can't be a dog

When the temperature hits 25C in the UK m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdqE...

Sun Chamber

YouTube video by Joe Pants

m.youtube.com

Model steam engine workshop/park

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 4mo ago

Take a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it

We are ambivalent about your motorcycle

Could this be a solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

There’s no rule that says he can’t read

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · 5mo ago

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

You go girl!

great news: they debuted mass start speed skating at the 2018 Olympics, it'll be the final speed skating event of the Olympics next weekend

Call Me The Brie-ze@briesmith.xyz · 6mo ago

I want a speed skating race where they put everyone out there at once like it’s Indianapolis

LOL imagine thinking about what you post.

Bluesky@bsky.app · 6mo ago

v1.116 is rolling out now! For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

Just heard someone describe loose leaf tea as “leaf edition”

Delicious to me

onion person@junlper.beer · 7mo ago

i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

Look at that absolute unit

And if you see something out of the ordinary, See it, Sleigh it, Sorted

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

Tv format idea: Great British Bake Off but for hat makers - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?

Everyone is a muppet except for Daniel Craig MAKE THIS HAPPEN

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9mo ago

MUPPET KNIVES OUT

Most important question about Irelands new president, does she have cool dogs?

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing. Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing. Choose sanity. Vote Binface. (Photo dated 9th October 2025)

Just now learning that Dr Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee expert, was a human with expertise in chimps and not a chimp who was an expert. Every day is a school day.

Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?

Kate Burns@katerqburns.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Looks like @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social has been to Oxford

“Recent events justify what I always wanted to do anyway” say bastards

Carlsberg do in fact make airport lounges and they’re … ok