Ms. Castle 🏳️⚧️
@rubyjane.northsky.social
gay millennial cigarette mom thirty or forty years old
old croc extra sharp cheddar and spicy grillos, queen?
I'm gonna deactivate for a while starting tomorrow. there are infinite opportunities to become enraged here, and I've been falling in the trap more and more of late. fuck it.
me: I’m gonna go medieval on your ass you: oh no me: *washes you more frequently and thoroughly than a 21st century audience might expect*
the feminine mystique is stored in the penis
never once in my life thought I'd be defending Julian fucking Casablancas in the comments but here we are
how gay am I? my partner and I just picked up a real nice stump off the side of the road. loaded it in the back of our subaru (whose name is Gloria btw) and brought it home. I'm gonna use it for throwing knife practice
This is also why Batman is a Superman villain now. “Wealth as superpower” becomes more & more his thing, bc he must become wealthier & to keep up with irl wealth—used to be “fancy car,” now it’s “private space station.” So Batman becomes “the god of wealth dressed up to scare people”—ie, fascism.
starting to think I unknowingly wronged a mucus witch
how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes landlords
if you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses
edith@edithcharles.bsky.social · 5mo agoif you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses
last day at fake email job is the 29th, and then I won't have to interact with Microsoft sloppery anymore
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Kash Patel as Pete Buttigieg. Now imagine they're Californian. Doesn't look so much like the Dust Bowl was caused by gammons doing mukbangs now, does it?
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Jim Varney as Xeni Jardin. Now imagine they're Native American. Doesn't look so much like the stock market crash of 1929 was caused by kiddies lurking now, does it?
Trauma will trick you into carving the face of your enemies onto the face of your friends.
@phasedragon.bsky.social makes the best baked potatoes I've ever experienced in my potato-loving life, and it's not close
I think some of you bitches spend too much time On the Computer
Cis people who did some thinking before coming out to themselves as cis tend to be some of the most reliable, honourable and secure people I’ve ever known.
surely my skull can't possibly contain more mucus?? my skull: lmaooo stupid bitch