You know who else “worked with collaborators?”

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · yesterday

Someone in my writing group who hasn't said anything for months submitted 100 new pages over the weekend and said he has started “working with a collaborator” and after exactly two comments on his pages he let it slip it's ChatGPT. This is gonna be a bloodbath.

I’ve been in Greenland more than two weeks and I finally found the wifi. Here’s the finest two-toothed narwhal skull in the world.

"Which do you think it is possible to throw further: a baguette or a naan bread?"

mf the original book is scrooge’s backstory, what are we doing

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

lol a scrooge origin? a movie that will try to make you relate to a character who’s entire point is that he abandoned his humanity because of his wealth and that character is played by known abuser?

Update: starting our third night in Ilulissat, waiting for a flight to Qaanaaq. We’re currently scheduled to go Friday (Tuesday and Wednesday flights were cancelled, tomorrow we’ll try to get on the plane but the odds are low). Arctic travel is uncertain!

Rusty Foster@rusty.todayintabs.com · 3w ago

I’m going kayaking in the Arctic and the whole trip hinges, in part, on whether the local narwhal hunters are too busy for us. www.todayontrail.com/p/today-on-t...

Do not go willy into that good nilly

I promise you don't have to indulge these men's delusional pussy envy like this

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

Could AI be conscious?

This is good

Politico@politico.com · 3w ago

Troy Jackson jumps out to big lead in race to replace Graham Platner in Maine

New monarch of missing the whole point of having children dropped

Rob Larson@ironicprofessor.bsky.social · 3w ago

Max three hours! Prioritize people!

Someone should ask Werner Herzog if he’d rather eat 100 glizzies or die of big booty disease.

People are confused by Homer’s references to a wine dark sea, but you must understand that wine was the Greek term for Baja Blast

I’m going kayaking in the Arctic and the whole trip hinges, in part, on whether the local narwhal hunters are too busy for us. www.todayontrail.com/p/today-on-t...

Today on Trail Season 2: The Arctic

“I can take a mountain guy and we go anywhere, because I know they are strong in the mind.”

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Death squads staffed with psychos

Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 3w ago

This AP investigation into David Brouillette, the ICE agent who shot Durán Guerrero in Maine is genuinely horrifying. Long history of extreme mental illness, chronic violence agst spouses and kids, PTSD and heightened violence from mil service. apnews.com/article/ice-...

Tired: Pokémon Go Wired: Pokémon Come

Casey Newton@caseynewton.bsky.social · 3w ago

Going back to bed

Henry Icemaker

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

that shit rules, can confirm 💯

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3w ago

i think it would be pretty cool and fun to experience life as the type of writer who is default assumed to know what she's talking about when covering one of her areas of expertise. so i guess a man. the type of writer who is a man

the sky above the port was nasty sickly orange, the color of a disintegrating president

If you’re like “I don’t really want to hear any more about Lindsey Graham” you should know that there’s more Tony Hawk in here than you were probably expecting.

Rusty Foster@rusty.todayintabs.com · 3w ago

I’m just glad Joe Biden isn’t alive to see any of this www.todayintabs.com/p/lindsey-gr...

This article is such an obvious display of self ownership that it should form a single person LLC.

The Columbus Dispatch@dispatch.com · 3w ago

Opinion: A retired professor shares how political polarization is impacting his dating life in modern America.

yeah gimme the uhhhhhhhhhhhh wicker nugs

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3w ago

one good tell for whether the photo of the sandwich is AI is the horrid dribble of unspecified meltiness that’s always oozing down from the top half of the bun

emptying a clip into my lettuce

I’m just glad Joe Biden isn’t alive to see any of this www.todayintabs.com/p/lindsey-gr...

Lindsey Graham's Aortic Adventure

R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.

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“He got bit by an animal and turned into that animal” www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjp...

WERWULF - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters Christmas

YouTube video by Focus Features

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"Graham was up for reëlection this year and appeared 'invincible' in South Carolina until he suddenly became extremely vincible." — @rusty.todayintabs.com

Lindsey Graham's Aortic Adventure

R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.

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Not to rehabilitate horseshoe theory, but the thing uniting technopessimism with techno-optimism is, more or less, technomysticism. To have beliefs that tech can somehow, unmoored from human agents who make it, be a force for either good or evil requires a view of technology bordering on magic.

👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus · 3w ago

excessive technophilia is how you become a hypercapitalist neoreactionary type and excessive technophobia is how you become an anti-vaxxer neo trad nationalist type so be careful folks

Murderers.

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3w ago

It took DHS 12 hours to come up with this statement, And the best they could come up with is that ICE shot and killed an unarmed man who didn’t present a threat to the agents. They know they fucked this one up. And it’ll be up to state and local prosecutors—not the feds—to make the case