Richie

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Episodic musings on foodstuffs, music, midwesternism, politics, ⚾️ & theology. Edward Said was right. Grey Market Philologist #vottostillbangs The vibes of a left-handed handshake.

I’ve had a lot of chosen words for PCA, but his commitment to appearing as if he just put in a long shift flying a sign on an interstate exit ramp during his “tunnel fit check” is admirable.

Poor Austin Hays, dude had a nice 3.4bWAR/22hr szn as a 25 yr old, then Baltimore‘s FO was like, “Hey, we don’t we see another home run from a RHH at Camden Yards ever again.” You know how frustrating it would be as a hitter to have a power alley removed by ownership?

Seeing a 12yr old going 60 on an e-bike with no helmet reminds me of what this great nation is about: freedom. The fact they haven’t haven’t age restricted these bikes is wild.

Well, part of the issue in LA is the inflated nature of the value of their prospects, feels like they’ve sent some real shiny junk into the world and received a HOF’er in return. I’m not sure who’s at fault there, but it was definitely a trend for a while.

Actual cyber attacks on the water supply should have been a bigger story, we’ve been handed over to the interests of oligarchs that would watch us die in the street to flip a nickel. I’m getting the fuck out of here. The don’t trust a single moment of the current American experience.

So Lord, I don't ask for much in this world, but could you please provide video footage of drunk Harrison Bader hitting a firetruck on a scooter and then getting run over by the truck? I'm a simple man with just the desire to watch a knucklehead in action.