Jess (hunting for Ben Solo)
@saint-heretical.bsky.social
this is the last stupid microblogging app I’m downloading 🇨🇦 | she/her | reylo darklina haladriel | mostly non-fandom atm bc my life is a bit much
I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s what the Sermon on the Mount gets wrong.
shopping at bulk barn is peak Canadian culture
man we rewatched inception tonight and it still slaps
unemployed man has a series of meetings with his new partner’s exes
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 4d agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
This amount of greatness in a single image!!! I am unwell!!!!
Matt Colville?@mattcolville.bsky.social · 6d agoTim Curry as Amadeus, Ian McKellen as Salieri.
not tim curry, the star of my son’s favourite movie ever, Christmas in Wonderland (2007)
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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i hope the imagination library website crashes because so many people donate. what an enormous, incalculable loss.
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By repealing Bill C-11 and legalizing reverse-engineering and modification of digital technology with consent of its users and in accordance with privacy, consumer and labour rights, Canada will gain a devastating counter to Trump's tariffs. 53/
Aside from spewing hate and riling up the base, another purpose of fucks like this guy is to drive normal, compassionate people out of the church in order to take control of its massive resources and influence
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 2w agoChristian nationalist Joel Webbon says hospitality is meant for other believers. If the social welfare state collapses, he says, the church will have to tell "feminist pagan women" on hard times, "You starve. Glory be to God. You starve."
Anglo Canadians being forced to conjugate être in the fourth grade: god I hate Quebec, French is the worst Anglo Canadians when an American insults Quebec:
almost started crying in the Costco produce section when I saw they carried the same softball sized okanagan peaches my partner’s grandpa used to grow
My coworker's husband decided that the term "fur baby" necessitated the inverse and started to refer to their son as his "skin dog" and I have never been so amused and so unsettled at the same time.
I encourage my fellow Anglo Canadians to join me in brushing up our truly tragic French with CBC’s language learning app Mauril!!!
how dare those american fucks go after our bilingual packaging
The Editorial Board@editorialboard.bsky.social · last wk.WE PUSHED FOR WHAT? "to roll back Canada’s efforts to promote Canadian and French language content in online streaming services, subsidies for industries like publishing and film production and even mandatory labeling in French, an official language in Canada, as well as English on packaging."
as someone who was raised in a rural, white, evangelical, conservative community, this tradition hides behind women’s skirts to survive. it relies on the infantilization of women.
TofuNYG 🏈🏳️🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊@groguspeak.bsky.social · 2w agoNah, keep mocking the shit out of her
could be because we live in an overstimulating boundary-less social media hellscape instead of idk being farmers or factory workers but just a guess yknow
Jon Phillips@jowiph.bsky.social · 2w agoADHD has been "a relatively unknown condition 10 years ago" for at least 25 years now
huge implications for this. Imagine if we had an annual flu shot that was guaranteed to protect from every strain, not just the ones virologists guess will be bad????? HYPE
Carolyn Barber, MD@cbarbermd.bsky.social · 2w agoBOOM 💥 A UNIVERSAL COVID VACCINE JUST ENTERED HUMAN TRIALS. GBP511 is designed to protect against COVID-19 AND related coronaviruses — even potential future threats. 🛡️ In animal studies, it protected against viruses NOT included in the vaccine. One shot. Multiple coronaviruses. 1/2
do I know anything about the grishaverse aside from S1 of S&B and Hot Binbons? no. does that stop me from devouring all of @linearao3.bsky.social ‘s Kanej fics with sinful gluttony? also no.
Canada’s Bill C-34 would implement age verification and create a Digital Safety Commission to set online standards for millions of internet users in #Canada. #OTW Legal explains why this is concerning and how to add your voice. Read more otw-news.org/bdcte7e6
reminder to donate to ao3 during the next donation drive!!!!!
Briar 🦋🍂🐀@briarlily.bsky.social · 2w agoOut of curiosity, went to check out the new wattpad guidelines, and not only are they banning pwp, they're cracking down on pretty much anything that doesn't have a moral lesson and a happy ending (and can't be too violent either) policies.wattpad.com/content/
