Ultraviolent Ray
@sarazaran.bsky.social
Sara. Her/She. 29. CEO of Wasp. I talk about marvel comics (mostly ants, obscure Avengers, and cosmic bullshit), theme parks, stupid nintendo games, and weird old movies and tv shows.
immediately following the events of jaws the first one, shark chunks were gathered and stored and their dna sequenced. now, fifty years later, an army of genetically cloned super-sharks are here to conquer the seas for their dark master: the deacon from Waterworld
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
that limoncello wasn't lying man 25% abv got hands wow
i've yet to hear a reason to be a spider-man fan that doesn't boil down to either: 1) exposure/nostalgia 2) self-insert projection 3) traits that plenty of other characters have and often do better
imagine you're giving head to Professor Layton and he's just like 'marvelous work, my dear. it reminds me of a puzzle!' and suddenly you need to guide the penguins over the rocks in as few steps as possible with his dick in your mouth
(Throg, Frog of Thunder voice) DOST THOU KNOWST WHAT HAPPENS TO A TOAD WHEN IT GETS STRUCK BY THINE LIGHTNING?
DISNEY: What you've been waiting for, Coca-Cola Presents Marvel's The Avengers: Hawkeye's Penis-Blast is coming to EuroDisney California Bullshit in Summer 2048! Construction begins eventually! UNIVERSAL: (fully complete ride being tested, visible from anywhere in the park) What Roller Coaster
"GHOST RIDER. SHANG-CHI. WE NEED YOU TO DISTRACT DR DOOM"
went to a goth-themed night market tonight gotta share me fit
if i was married to nancy archer i would have simply loved and appreciated and supported her. even when she became 50 feet tall. i'm built different. she needed a real woman like me.
Hey so what exactly do grocery stores outside of Nevada use the casino room space for
people are rightfully upset that christopher nolan seems to have ignored everything from Super Mario Odyssey for his movie, but i will say i was pleasantly surprised by one scene that felt ripped straight from Super Mario 64
i love the Lupin the 3rd Part 1 opening because it sounds like exactly what i would write if you told me to write a song about Lupin the 3rd but i had absolutely no idea what that was
You're telling me HOMER wrote that odyssey? Like the simpson?
tony stark is stronger than me because if i fumbled janet van dyne, patsy walker, and emma frost back to back i would never recover from that
how to train your dragon needs a collector-targeted figure line with hammond collection-style articulation. i would buy all of those fucking dragons.
i've had three occasions in the last year in which i learned someone has never seen Jurassic Park (1993) and just yelled WHAT and immediately made them watch it with me. never gets old.