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Ex-military, omnishambles. https://boxd.it/Ge1
The only funny things this year are Hacks, Gail Daughtry, and this:
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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That weird lady didn't win, did she? Detroit's been through enough.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Is it time to rewatch When Evil Lurks to feel something again?
Really weird show. Like what if nothing ever happened on Riverdale.
All three seasons of SCREAM: THE TV SERIES are now streaming for free on Tubi. 30 episodes in total. The first two seasons tell one story, while third and final season SCREAM: RESURRECTION tells a brand new story with the classic Ghostface mask making a return. Are you a fan?
Lots of people genuinely suffered during Covid, but if your big trauma was that you had to wear a cloth over your face, or you could only eat on the restaurant‘s outdoor patio, or you couldn’t see Wonder Woman 1984 in a theater, please shut the fuck up.
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What do you see? THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002) returns to the Imprint Collection in 4K UHD.
I may have to dig out one of my old hard drives to check but, I think My Chemical Romance's new remaster of Danger Days is drastically different from the original album.
No idea what Tim Hortons is but they can go and get fucked.
Fun and nostalgia
I hate when I love the first song I hear from a band/artist... only to find out that's the only song like that in their catalog. Like Blur's "Song 2" or "Space + Time" by Wolf Alice.
Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
using my Thanos snap to get rid of everyone who pronounces versus "verse"
ChhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAP-STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
What do you see? THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002) returns to the Imprint Collection in 4K UHD.
using my Thanos snap to get rid of everyone who pronounces versus "verse"
Reading is groovy. Here's part three of my library 'READ' poster series.
at this point 115 degree heat doesn't even bother me so much as it just makes me feel so tired.
BUT The whole movie falls apart when Peter says he's Banner's friend. When did that happen? Banner was in space the entire time Spidey was in the Avengers, and by the time Bruce returned Peter got snapped away. Major plot hole! I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Shoutout to @gamechanger.dropout.tv and @joshruben.bsky.social for capturing the vibe of every single artist out here fighting for their life in 2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.