Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
“Hey everybody, it’s time for special Saturday Seattle walkies with your pal Darby Doo! That’s me!” 🧵
The argument of the op-ed is a blatantly lie, a weak effort to insulate the GOP from their own fascism in an election year, and to give people plausible deniability so they can feel better about voting Republican. If Stancil doesn’t realize it’s a lie, he is indeed an idiot. Sorry not sorry.
We did all the things. We subjected google search to pedagogical science, collaborated on appropriate curriculum and use in education, refined the tool by teaching it how to interact with human information practices. And now it’s all gone.
I was thinking, fondly, of boolean search yesterday. not only is it a superior way to query Internet archives, it’s also an example of academia and k-12 being as nimble and tech forward as AI boosters claim they want us to be. We pivoted very efficiently on Google search. And now it’s dead.
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
Okay we are starting a series, it’s titled “Gremmy Next to Things”. We begin with a 20 ounce bottle of Coca-Cola
Samudra’s having a ball. Happy 18th to the big birthday boy!
I’ve thought long and hard about this and I’ve come to the incontrovertible conclusion that you are incorrect. Gotta side with this sweet pup here
Having a tough conversation about dog breakfast vs human breakfast
Incredible "I've made a huge mistake" face
Must be a day ending in y
Every time a rich person says any variant of this line, they should be required by law to commission a struggling composer with a day job. You don't get Mozarts without paying for our damn music.
Every time Bezos does his “1000 Mozarts” line I want to scream because not only does Jeff Bezos know Mozart about as well as I know advanced calculus but there are 1000s of potential “Mozarts” around right now who are dying of malaria or working at Applebees or homeless etc
“Hi bluesky, it’s your gentle giant pal Kell again, hoping you’ll enjoy some sunny Seattle walkies with me as a relaxing end to your day” 🧵
Only because the criminal justice system is corrupt
He will need his lawyer by the time the day is done, sass. 🤣
Oh, did you want to make your bed? Well, I wanted to go to the other park but you said no. 🤷 Brynden is trying his damnedest to make his ancestors proud today. It is now a contest of who is more stubborn: the Siberian Husky or the Irish redhead. #UglyDogs
Blintz, Kugel - females Matzo, Latke, Challah, Rugelach, Hamentashen, Haroset - males
"culture war" is a useful framing for reactionaries because it allows them to present the very concept of equal protection under the law as specious or distracting from the "real problems"
So often what are called “culture wars” are one set of people saying “please can we live without perpetual persecution” and another saying “no, f*** you” but the press considering the latter group have “legitimate concerns” and must be perpetually platformed
Gremmy says goodnight and it’s okay if you are nervous during thunderstorms because you are 5lbs and used to live in the wilds of the Great Smoky Mountains and then a giant found you and kisses you 890 trillion times a day.
Hold on let me throw another thousand dollars at it real quick. Who knows if it’ll work I love it here Can you have a rickshaw pulled by sled dogs is that a thing
Well folks, the Sassmobile (old Buick I bought from my aunt for pennies) may finally be ready for retirement