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I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)
Great work on this one but still three more that we need to fight right now
Alison Boden@alisonboden.bsky.social · 5h agoThe SCREEN Act just failed to pass in the Senate Commerce Committee! 🎉 Enormous thanks to the thousands (!!) of you who told your Senators to vote no! Your voice matters and you should feel good that you made a difference. Obviously, the fight isn't over, but this was an important victory.
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 21h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
several studies that go into how fast/severe your brain atrophies even with short term use makes me think a lot of people will be severely fucked in the coming decades
Mike Bithell@mikebithell.bsky.social · 12h agoThe specific focus in this video on the way these tools get under your skin and train you to depend on them is an aspect I personally find existentially terrifying. youtu.be/TtvICev9sBE?...
If you refuse to engage in dunking on a bad take to deny the person making it the attention, that's a Won't Stancil
If someone is bringing up their relationship with god all the time, you can tell them they’re being kinda parasocial
I can’t be giving all my Endora sketches away since they’re gonna live on my Patreon, but here’s another snippet anyway
Agnes Moorehead showed up in this coat in one episode, and I SCREAMED
GUY WHO MADE AN UNFORTUNATE HIRING CHOICE: Welcome to Jack Daniel distillery. You'll work here in the barrel aging house. DONKEY KONG: *tugs at tie*
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Absolutely perfect arc for Eli Roth to land on using AI. The hackiest of hacks. The horror Brett Ratner.
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
People still defending the Liz Cheney strategy in 2024, respectfully, have incurable shit for brains. She didn’t encourage any new votes from Republican defectors She cost support in the democratic base
Harris Tried to Win Over Republicans. Democratic Support Collapsed Instead
Kamala Harris did not pull Republicans from Trump, and the percentage of voters identifying as Democrat declined, according to exit polls.
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Ken Jennings made the classic "ally" mistake, which is believing that being an ally gives you license to speak and joke as if you're an actual member of the oppressed group instead of just someone who supports their right to live their lives free from right-wing harassment and persecution.
Everywhere Republicans gather, Grindr crashes. Or at least, that's what people have told me about 500 times since my video discussing if homophobia is always rooted in secretly being gay. But is it true? Do republicans constantly crash Grindr whenever they meet? New Video: youtu.be/GHeAJPbx0SI
I actually think it’s really a bad sign that straight people have managed to erase themselves from conversations about the roots of homophobia.
Caelan Conrad@caelan.bsky.social · 4w agoEverywhere Republicans gather, Grindr crashes. Or at least, that's what people have told me about 500 times since my video discussing if homophobia is always rooted in secretly being gay. But is it true? Do republicans constantly crash Grindr whenever they meet? New Video: youtu.be/GHeAJPbx0SI
Kinda think you could just run for office today with one message: I’M GOING TO PUT THE RICH GUYS IN PRISON.
Jk Rowling: centaurs are very proud creatures. One would never dare to ask to ride one. That is, if one valued their LIFE….. Interviewer: that’s so interesting. Now tell me a bit about Chinese wizards Jk Rowling, pulling back her eyes:
“The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor.” Sentence of the year.
Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 4d agoThe diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
"But if you abolish billionaires what is the motivation for growth?! This will prevent growth!" Good, capitalism is a death cult and it's still less money for rape islands.
It's weird when people bristle at the idea of abolishing billionaires. Are you a billionaire? Is your mum one? Why do you care? It would be good to abolish billionaires. More money for public services, less money for them to buy rape islands.
Sailor moon hitting her knee so badly her pain is depicted as her as a skeleton with hair bones is a perfect visual gag.
