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Saucefire

@saucefire.bsky.social

he/him mini painter award winning dm (retired) self obsessed internet troll mental health enthusiast

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 5h ago

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 20h ago

Someone's birthday is tomorrow!

Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · yesterday

top-tier beer name here

🌿viktor aleksander🌿🌸patreon launch!🌸@nooskadraws.bsky.social · yesterday

got some sneak peek photos of my beer can label! 🏳️‍⚧️💙🌸

Photo of someone holding a beer can. It has my illustration of the trans Birth of Venus on it.

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · yesterday

Get in a fight in a torrential downpour. Get to my tent and change out of my soaked armour Bbeg attacks the town the minute I get all my armour off. Have to get back into my soaked armour to fight 😭

Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 2d ago

WOW A spectacular Squirrel of the Day for August 3, 2026 #sqrlpix

squirrel spread-eagled on tree, looking at camera, holding a peanut

Allison Pregler 📼🎃@allisonpregler.bsky.social · last wk.

Sorry guys, I'm genuinely just feeling in a real panic right now. Fremantle International has always released my videos from copyright claims, with the agreement I link to their official YT channel in my description, but now they've changed things to drag things out as long as possible.

Marques 🌴@himarsaka.bsky.social · last wk.

Beetle Moses is the best to ever do it.

beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · last wk.

Wait -- tandem toilets they're just toilets but make them twice as expensive. You don't have to have two people to make it work. Toilets are just expensive and seat two by default.

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · last wk.

Okay a fighting game where you play anthropomorphized versions of classic Britney Spears songs - Toxic has poison damage, hit me baby one more time has a special attack that hits twice.

GWIZ 🎧🌙✨@gwizofthestars.com · 2w ago

A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 2w ago

Man, I just got a bag of Shaq-i- Licious gummies and they're not nearly gummy enough. I can't believe basketball superstar Shaquille O'Neal would lend his name to an inferior gummy.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have a song to sing

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2w ago

If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”

eva (^_^)/@eva.computer · 4w ago

The thread o’ tweets@threadotweets.bsky.social · last yr.

The Pumpkin Pie Dipshit @HelloCullen
Theres a part of the "kiss from a rose" video where it's edited to look like batman is shocked by how good Seal is at singing

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 3w ago

Riley is pretty great.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Wrong turn (1/3)

Page 1 of comic. A village of alien denizens on a planet with a massive black hole in place of a sun. Narrative text reads: We were a peaceful folk. Every day, we’d rise and sing to our sun. Until one day…

Page 2. Narrative reads: “It sang back.” A neon blue green comet flies out from the black hole, impossibly. The aliens stare up at the sky.

Patrick McNamara @dogfoodstudios.bsky.social · 4w ago

I wrote an uncharacteristically personal essay for my Patreon, which you can read for free with no sign in. It's about dealing with disability, dealing with dipshits and the matter of resilience. I hope that you enjoy it, and that it does not inspire you in any way: www.patreon.com/PatrickMcNam...

Dyspraxia, Weightlifting and the Art of Giving up | Dogfood Studios

(Read the post before watching the video) I have severe dyspraxia and I never talk about it publicly. There's a number of reasons I don't ta

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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 4w ago

Celebrated Canadian author and hole-escaper, Ryan North, declares cancer 'nice' in latest incendiary post.

Ryan North@ryannorth.ca · 4w ago

never noticed this until now for some reason, but the symbol for the cancer zodiac sign looks like a 69. nice

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4w ago

Generational pull

Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · last mo.

Gonna use this all the time now.

Dinosaur Comics!@qwantz.com · last mo.

i too am hard to use and gorgeous to look at. do i apologize? i do not. qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: A portable computer that fits in the palm of my hand and presents as a black bar of glass that I have to tap without ANY tactile feedback?

T-Rex: NO THANKS!

Dinosaur Comics!@qwantz.com · last mo.

i too am hard to use and gorgeous to look at. do i apologize? i do not. qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: What *I* want is a computer that takes up a room - or at least one wall of it! I want my computer to have KNOBS and DIALS and METAL SWITCHES and BLINKY LIGHTS. There should be giant reels that spin and DEFINITELY whir. And bits that clack and clatter!
T-Rex: And you know what? I wouldn't say no to a lever either!

Utahraptor: Should the blinky lights be in multiple colours?
T-Rex: YES! Please, yes!

T-Rex: We've been SO FOCUSED on chasing portability and convenience that we've completely forgotten VIBES and AESTHETIC. I don't want the fastest or most capable computer! I want a computer that's HARD TO USE and GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT.
Utahraptor: Like me!
T-Rex: AND me!!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX MEETS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T THINK EARLY ROOM-SIZED COMPUTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL MACHINES:
T-Rex: Wowee!
T-Rex: So THIS is what it feels like to meet your own personal bespoke WARIO!!

Artcher| Looking for Work! (September-Onward!)@artcher.bsky.social · last mo.

Hello!! I'm Artcher, a fantasy TTRPG artist! I'm looking for work! (September-onward!) I have experience with Monster/creature design, character design and illustration and would love to work on another Bestiary, TTRPG, novel, or game project!