my rent went up again so the bacon grease goes down the drain

When you learn about something new and realize it applies to the majority of the supervisors and managers you've worked for over the years. 🤣

Peter principle - Wikipedia

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I hate that The Gays would ruin one of my favorite lines from Project Hail Mary if they found out about it.

Rocky Project Hail Mary Rocky Phm

ALT: Rocky Project Hail Mary Rocky Phm

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Here's an interesting question, are there any electrolyte mix ins for water that aren't made with artificial sweeteners?

De Cecco is the best supermarket dry pasta.

Our first confirmed Smash Bros. 6 character.

Stealth40k@stealth40k.bsky.social · yesterday

Eshmel is the true main character of Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. You play as him after a 5 year timeskip and you are tasked with saving the lives of the other heroes.

Banana snek

tf with a good book ☀️ #art | #sketchbook | #characters

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/45841 『パンダの穴 ぎゅうぎゅう』発売！幸せってときどき、窮屈なの。 "Panda's Hole: Packed Tight" is now on sale! Happiness can sometimes feel cramped. #ガチャポン #gachapon

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/42395 『100円娯楽 100円コインケース』発売。100円玉が約18枚入る！ "100 Yen Entertainment 100 Yen Coin Case" now on sale. Holds approximately 18 100 yen coins! #ガチャポン #gachapon

somethingsomething somethingsomething chicken cherry cola 🎶

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It’s time to go back to prom Mighty No 9 Ten Years Later. So much has happened with that game, its characters, its creator Keiji Inafune, his company Comcept, and the company he left, Capcom Watch with your pets! RT’s appreciated! youtu.be/UlhB7RQZdOU

Corn Dog's about to give a damning lecture on climate change

This was not a strong start to the new season of Crowd Control. 😕

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/50869 『ちょコンと九尾さま ぽわっとライト水面鏡』8月発売予定。やさしくぽわっと光る九尾のキツネさん。 "Chokon to Kyubi-sama: Powatt Light Water Mirror" is scheduled for release in August. A nine-tailed fox that glows softly and gently. #ガチャポン #gachapon

Nana-chan, a cat with a fish in its front pocket, is the mascot of Obama City, Japan.

Uber drivers when I'm crossing the street high as hell:

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2d ago

There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.

The meg except he eats Nazis and celebrates Ramadan and buddy it's currently not Ramadan

rate the creatures in my house by likelihood they would kill you in your sleep

the best style

Architect's assistant.

Chillaxing

I was so excited for this job, but I got assigned to the worst possible store for someone with a disability like mine. It's just been one heartbreaking disappointment after another. 😞

Had to delete my selfie from yesterday because porn accounts have to fucking ruin things.

Realized when I got to work that I forgot to take my meds. 😮‍💨 Hopefully if i take my second dose on my first break they'll last long enough.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/47969 『蟹戦車3 ストームカラッパコレクション』5月発売予定。 "Crab Tank 3: Stormkarappa Collection" is scheduled for release in May. #ガチャポン #gachapon