Voting for @erickakopp.com today. It sure sucks that the person who will give you an alphabetical list of literally everything she’s about can get swamped by a party-endorsed candidate with 800k from Dominion. Guess I shouldn’t get my hopes up on data center regulations. 🙄🙄🙄
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
Gave a gray alien a Faygo Moon Mist and it fucking died
Weird Al and Dolly Parton are different aspects of the same ethos. Both are prolific, great, genre-defining musicians iconic for intentionally playful, exaggerated personas but universally loved for their authenticity (& kindness). All while working for decades AND maintaining a sense of privacy.
*watching Odysseus spend seven years fishing, getting stoned, and playing house with Charlize Theron* Man, Poseidon fucking HATES that guy!
Stand by Me. I did not, in fact, want to see a dead body
Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 3w agoDo you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group
Yeah he’s definitely dead and they’re trying to keep Beshear from appointing a replacement
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · last mo.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
Personal victory skeet: I started going to the gym to lift weights on March 15th. My first leg day was March 17th and I could leg press 210 pounds for 10, 8, and 7 reps. Today I did 390, the whole stack on the machine, for 12, 14, and 13. I feel like I beat my first gym boss.
Some heroes don't wear capes
Alex@alexh666.bsky.social · 2mo agojust saw a video of a guy running after a bus he missed and then another guy passing by in a cargo bike told him to hop in the front basket and the they passed the bus and the cyclist dropped the dude at the next stop 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DXzdVAX...
Oklahoma Sooners legend and my first ever “favorite player”. RIP Stacey
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 2mo agoStacey King has passed away at 59 years old. A three-time NBA champion with the Chicago Bulls across eight NBA seasons after being the No. 6 pick in the 1989 draft, and a beloved broadcaster for the team in his post-playing career.
I wonder if they'll update the falling after jump shot stuff after this game or if that's only a Shai thing
roughly 50% of the company’s Github Copilot monthly token allowance gone in five business days despite no heavy usage outliers. that bubble be bustin’
Doing real alpha male stuff today. Chugging a pre workout, hitting the gym, slamming two protein shakes, and then going to watch the talking sheep movie that people say makes men cry in the theater
They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo
Flavor Flav is cool as fuck and has been for like 4 decades now. The only thing he could do to top this? Get me and the wife tickets out and a hotel so we can come too.
billboard@billboard.com · 3mo agoFlavor Flav Announces SHE Weekend to Celebrate Women’s Sports & Olympic Athletes: ‘Now It’s a Movement’
I can’t stand glib shit like this. A photo of carefully arranged seashells killed my gramgram and the slapdick lifeguard crew messed up the chain of evidence, so they’re still out on the beach somewhere just waiting for their next victim.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3mo ago9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.
10 bucks x 8 for every Natty won by OU Softball and Women's Gymnastics over the last five years. Sometimes even if you can't run the damn ball, you can still smash it over the batter's eye in dead center. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
KD may be an asshole for saying his teammates are ass on his burner, but he wasn’t wrong!
"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
Office Random Record Rating Tales of the Great Rum Runners, Robert Hunter 5/10
