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Harmless not good The cooker of breakfasts [warning: Dick and psychological issues on TL] 36 he/they/it 🔞
Like every muscle in my body is sore 😂 nothing seems like an injury but holy fucking God.
I’ve been wanting to hook up my Game Cube again, but I don’t have a CRT Tv anymore, and I think it needs one. I don’t want to deal with upscalers and stuff like that. And, remember to push that button, to make the disc come out, dot just yank the whole thing out of there.
I farted really loud and now I hear my wife stiring. I am not in bed.
Tried to go to a nude beach today and am super disappointed. First of all getting to it was bitch but then it was just a normal beach. One nude guy on the rocks away from everything. I'm not at a level where I'm going nude in front of a bunch of clothed people. Ntm beaching would have been a pain.
Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like your cat bringing you a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.
I am burnt and broken. Didn't account for my shorts moving so I didn't spray that part at first. I got hella lucky. Tho because the straps were tearing and I would have no idea what I would have done if it tore through.
Texting my wife I love her just In case a car takes me out from behind
Dude! Dude! Not even a joke now. I straight up roll down a hill with my package tumbling after me lmfao.
Sdmb1212@sdmb1212.bsky.social · yesterdayIrl death stranding right now
Lmao at trying to make my posts bsky proof even tho I know it's pointless. Like I said boobs and someone was like is that all we are to you even tho I literally gendered nothing.
"Not all men" is always a funny thing because it's true obviously but like they are outing themselves as not being the exception by saying it. It's like what motivated you to say this. It's not helping the woman who is complaining about something. You want something.
Forgetting I'm in a place with thinner air lmao. Was thinking I had done horrible things to myself.
I filmed a cum tribute like a month ago and never sent it because I wanted to cut the length. How the fuck has it been a month!
This is going to fall under severe tmi but I'm a stand to wiper. The roll in this hotel I don't know how anyway is reaching it without doing this. Like I was doing lunges to get to it. If I was on the toilet I'm afraid I might have pulled something from stretching so much
Idk maybe the pedo party isn't trying to destroy women's sports and they just see an opportunity to condition children into accepting strangers looking at their genitals.
I do this and then never remember to use it anyway but I had to ban myself from eating a whole onion.
zaratustra@zaratustra.bsky.social · 2d agocooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion
The opener vs closer argument when you do both
Matty Mulligan: You Are So Weak
Alt: Matty Mulligan: You Are So Weak
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Lmfao wife about to send her family a nude picture of me not being careful of reflections
WNBA cozying up to transphobes is like letting the Nazis into your bar if part of their platform was burning down your bar specifically
😂 was waiting for videos of the sac show to drop. I look like such a gremlin. I think I'm going to fix my posture.
Lmao at using the anonymous question thing to report a bad link to a creator so I don't have to DM. I totally don't have issues.
I don't call using this app doom scrolling because like sure I get shown the horrors of the world but also cool shit. It's like omg that's atrocious, then some boobs, then some sweet kick ass indie games, and then something cool that everyone's favorite mayor is doing.
Don't have to wake up at any specific time today because I actually have the day off and so of course I needed to poop at 3 am