q: you gonna go see that one night stand movie? a: is it implied that gay sex successfully operates outside the mandate?

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 30m ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

if Mamdani slips up, this is the next mayor of NYC

𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 2h ago

Okay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)

🚨🚨🚨“Virginia Department of Health investigating dengue virus in Northern Virginia, first-ever documented case of virus being acquired locally.”🚨🚨🚨

VDH investigating dengue virus in Northern Virginia, first-ever documented case of virus being acquired locally

The Virginia Department of Health announced they are investigating a confirmed case of dengue virus that occurred in a resident in Northern Virginia.

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in the voting booth Stevens received the light of Islam and recited the Shahadah. Allahu akbar!

Haley Stevens@haleyformi.bsky.social · 21h ago

I just voted! Now it’s your turn. There’s too much at stake in this election to stay home. Make sure your voice is heard. Polls are open until 8 pm local time.

i think this means he's threatening to rape dozens more women

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 19h ago

TAPPER: Hold on -- hold on, 'cause I'm not done with the list of women who have accused you of violence. Are all three of them lying? REP. MAX MILLER: Yes. And I'm not getting out of the race because in 2016, President Donald J Trump faced the most extreme allegations in the world ...

someone told Elon the moon is trans so he threw his garbage at it

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · yesterday

TIME MAGAZINE YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TELLING ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SPACEX ROCKET ANOUT TO CRASH INTO THE MOON HERE YOUR HEADLINE IS A HEAD OF LIES

I don't mean to brag, but I could lose at basketball to women way worse than WNBA players. it's called being an ALLY.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't

❌ the monster represents trauma ✅ the monster has really big teeth and will eat you

Finally my moment has arrived

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

WNBA cozying up to transphobes is like letting the Nazis into your bar if part of their platform was burning down your bar specifically

this person deserves to be blocked, everything is about the US and our expertise is welcome in all conversations

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2d ago

Exactly. You didn't know and instead of taking 2 seconds to find out, you couldn't wait to jump in and correct what you saw as a mistake. This isn't about the UK or US, it's about you needing to insert your supposed expertise into a conversation that hadn't asked for it and didn't require it.

Real tip of the cap to whichever monkey's paw someone used to wish for the WNBA to get more attention

you want to blow a zoomer's mind, tell them Jamie Lee Curtis is a nepo baby

Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sean Astin one of the GOAT "if you're good enough nobody gives a shit you're a nepo baby/often don't even know"

If you are an expert on air quality and have 10-15 minutes to talk to me today or tomorrow about important things journalists should know while reporting on wildfires and smoke, my DMs are open, or you can email me at karen at OpenNews dot org.

When someone is described as "often controversial, never boring" in 2026 it just means: full nazi but also part of the establishment.

I think the players should propose for the CBA a rule that if a team misses the playoffs for 8 straight years the owner has to sell at the same price he paid for the team

Rich people’s obsession with immortality seems like the next logical step after realizing taxes aren’t certain for them so why should death be

One effective way to resist late-stage capitalism is to develop strongly-held values and act accordingly.

vortex_egg@vortexegg.com · 4d ago

For me, LLMs are clearly powerful machines, but everything about their construction and deployment in society by the people constructing them appears oriented around achieving a political project that deeply conflicts with my values or a vision of a future I want to live in and dont have a choice in

Emily Wilson is becoming the therapist in the old tweet, she cannot make us better but we can make her worse

I'm not sure if anyone cool posts on Bluesk...

Sanho Tree@sanho.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I have two cigars from Fidel Castro’s humidor.

yeah but a key difference here is that free parks and free public schools build a healthier and more educated population and free parking turns a bunch of adults into entitled children who shit their pants on the internet.

Endometriosis takes nine years to diagnose. That’s about to change. NICE has approved two tests: a saliva test reading microRNA markers, and a gut-sensor test returning results in 45 minutes, sparing women the keyhole surgery currently needed. buff.ly/QX3jHk8 #ShareGoodNewsToo

Rapid endometriosis tests to be made available on NHS in England and Wales

Saliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis

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my gf was trying to gas me up and told my 9yo "your dad is one of the smartest people I know" and she deadpanned "you need to meet more people" crushed both of us with 6 words like Hemingway

Stray thought, feel free to yell at me: I can accept that some people have authentic fears about trans girls playing sports, just like I accept that my dog has an authentic fear of fireworks. But it still isn't going to hurt her. And while it's not my dogs fault she doesn't know that, it is Sophie's

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6d ago

enough of this shit

The bullets that killed two bystanders during a shootout at a crowded Seattle food festival last weekend do not appear to have come from the gun that a 15-year-old arrested at the scene was firing, police said in court documents. https://cnn.it/4bllSR7

they’re calling it the least sympathetic complaint in human history

Futurism@futurism.com · 7d ago

"I have no idea how to get around this."

@davidjroth.bsky.social I presume you are monitoring the situation??

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 7d ago

Baseball Legends Lee Mazzilli and Luis Sojo.