Telling my insurance rep “omg I missed you” whenever they take me back off hold
I am not usually one to post about Mercury being in lemonade but wtf is going on
Worth repeating that the people of Minnesota are braver than the US marines and it's not close
Dumb Megan@dmbmeg.bsky.social · 9mo agoThis administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party
Survivor fans, I finally get it. I’ve been consuming season after season of this show in the last few months.
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!
RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit
Buddha really did his big one with the whole existence is suffering idea
When I put off a task that I’ve been dreading and ultimately it takes ten to twenty minutes, I’m not regretting my avoidance. Bc whatever that ten to twenty mins was actually killed me
ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes
Every single reality competition show is just like, “what if there was adult summer camp”
Drake is really going out like every Tim Robinson character
We really not gonna talk about climate policy until every city has a #CityStrong hashtag
Can we all just agree to stop letting Netflix livestream any events we actually care about pls
How many times can you listen to Gordon Ramsay screaming, “ITS RAWW”? for me personally the limit does not exist
Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace. Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
Why the SHIT does everyone insist on superfluous meetings year-round, but particularly during the holiday season??? Who is this benefitting??? The info we will be discussing is ALREADY in a Google doc somewhere. End of story
i honestly never thought i’d see the catholic church on the right side of like….anything lmao
CNN@cnn.com · 2y agoPope Francis has said that allegations of a genocide in Gaza should be "carefully investigated" - marking some of his strongest criticism yet of Israel's war in the territory.
