senseiRuss

@senseiruss.bsky.social

Sometimes I play games. Sometimes I write about games. Sometimes I’m even clever and funny when I do these things, but definitely not when I write bios.

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · 2d ago

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes

‘Logging into WoW in 2026 means enduring a bombardment of refreshed weekly prompts and directives urging me to get on my flying mount and accelerate at breakneck speed towards whatever prescribed activity with prerequisite player count will provide my next predictable gear score increase.’ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

lincoln carpenter@lincolnhello.bsky.social · 6d ago

"In the week I've spent revisiting Star Wars Galaxies, I've seen very little other excitement. I've killed no impressive enemies. I've done barely any quests. It's an MMO that's content to let me log in and do little of note whatsoever—and that's exactly what I've been missing."

i completely get the irritation at "too many gta6 articles/posts" on mainstream games media sites and the responses from folks saying it's a traffic play (it is). but also i do not think ppl who read game sites daily understand the extent to which gta6 matters to ppl who only game occasionally.

That may mean that a more human story is mandatory. It's hard to step into the shoes of a Trevor again when you can literally see the light in people's eyes as you kill them. I'm split on if that conflict is good or not, but it is interesting, will be more so once were playing the game finally.

i really like how ta-nehisi coates in The Message talks about how an idea has to be born before it can take on a material shape. you gotta make a person capable of believing a possibility before that possibility can manifest

Joshua Rivera@jmrivera.bsky.social · 3w ago

Anyway I’m about to publish a column about a leftist marvel comic book. This is inherently silly! It is a corporate product! But also: I don’t care where the conversation starts. I just want us to have it.