Teen started classroom driver’s ed tonight with a company whose instructors are all cops. I told him he should refuse to answer any questions and when they ask him what’s up, say “my parents told me never to talk to cops.”
SFH
@sfharris.bsky.social
Opinion haver. Those opinions are entirely my own. Puns intended. 50% stream-of-consciousness nonsense, 50% earnest commentary. Okay, maybe 80-20. LSG.
Did you finish the design for the Harry Potter Hershey kisses tubes? Yeah, boss. Real poopy, just like you asked
Came to Philly to move the college kid to a new place and scored a parking spot right in front of the apartment we’re moving him out of 🏆
one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this.
Just saw 2 middle aged guys jogging, 1 w/ giant fake boobs. I didn’t stare or comment. If that’s his thing, that’s cool, but he cheerfully called out “it’s a Dolly Parton run!” I was glad he explained before the guy with watermelon-size boobs came by bc i would have been so confused at that point.
I love this project. It's such a creative way to add another housing unit in a hot area.
ALXnow@alxnow.bsky.social · 6d agoParker-Gray garage conversion to three-story townhome heads to City Council
Calm down, Yahoo. I don't have playoff dreams. I'm just dicking around here.
Where is my prize for keeping a straight face in tonight’s Planning Commission hearing when a city staffer said, “Butts Alley is pretty tight back there”?
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
Lesson learned about not wrapping my pieces for transport, even if they’re just going a short distance in the car 😩
This thread with a pawpaw counterpoint… “A pawpaw taste like if somebody rolled glue into mango powder and threw it into dirt”
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 2w agoIn the coming weeks the good people of your local farmers market are going to be pressuring you
Working on a Women-Owned Small Business Certification and what the hell is this on the sba website? Why do they need to know what kind of white a person is? Why are these the only options?
Everybody congratulate @trey197.bsky.social for finishing a project that had him working overnights for a solid month and a half 🎉🎉🎉
A(nother) city employee appreciation post: Today I had to stop by Del Pepper Center to fix a business license snafu of my own making. The person was friendly and super helpful (and not judgey). I was in and out within about 10 min and got the email with my new license less than an hour later. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The doctor just called. He said you got the brain eating amoeba, but it starved ☹️
I have questions. Mainly: did she win? Because she totally should have won.
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 2w agodid bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
Archivists, librarians, book sellers, museum collections folks, how many of us have book carts named in honor of Dolly Parton?
Everyone chiming in like they’re trading Chuck Norris jokes, but it’s stories about Dolly being awesome and they’re all true.
No challenge like trying to get teenagers/young adults moving before midafternoon in the summertime. I just texted them both "wake up your brother" in hopes that one of them will comply.
Public comment just closed for the giant cultural plan I wrote, so today I girded my loins and waded in. We had the usual complement of 1) people who didn’t read it but are mad we didn’t include x, which is, in fact, included; 2) people mad their tax $$ is being used for anything; and 3) racism 1/