Tim (no relation)
@sgtmongoose.bsky.social
In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim. Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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Star Wars: Unlimited Presented by FFG@unlimitedffg.bsky.social · 7h agoWe are just a few weeks until the release of Homeworlds! With a new set approaching, we are gearing up for the launch of the new preview season! To kick us off we have got some teasers from Tyler Parrott! Read on to see what he has to tease: buff.ly/ZV1M3bL
Great read about a great format. @davflamerock.bsky.social et al got it perfect out of the box with Twin Suns.
Star Wars: Unlimited Presented by FFG@unlimitedffg.bsky.social · last wk.Join Tyler Parrott in this Behind Unlimited article as they dive into how the team created the Twin Suns format for Star Wars: Unlimited! Read more here: starwarsunlimited.com/articles/beh... #SWU #FFG #TCG
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
The three most threatening words in the English language: "Unannounced Universes Beyond"
If I was in a Spirited Away type situation I would play on my phone until my battery died and then I would slit my own throat
Person of Interest is a show about how 9/11 permanently broke everyone's brains. and also what if there was a hacker lesbian who wanted to completely submit her will to a computer god. and that computer god was born because of 9/11
The Hellsing anime opening is the best song out of any anime opening because it has the greatest amount of unironic vibraslap usage out of any anime opening
I'm pumped for Ashes prerelease this weekend, and I'm pumped to build new Twin Suns decks. Feelin good about Card Games. #StarWarsUnlimited
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
goin down to the shack to huck rocks at the Omelas kid
This week I'm fundraising for Trans Lifeline! I have matching for up to $6000 (Thanks Mental Misplay and Moxfield!), so your money goes even further towards a great cause. People need support right now, and I'm doing what I can with my platform to help! tinyurl.com/thrabenu
My one regret in life is not having enough money to put this on my 2007 Ford Focus
Oregon Plates@plat.es · 2mo agoThe Custom Oregon Plate DR_MILF is available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #DR_MILF #CustomPlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #Oregon
I don't have any love or friendship or joy in my life and I manage not to post like an absolute jagoff Just hate yourself quietly in your own area, that's the Tim formula for success
cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 3mo agoi'm starting to suspect some of the people on this website do not have any love or friendship or joy in their lives and that's why they post like that
Joke's on you I fucking hate myself agree with THAT, loser
Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 2mo agoJust so it’s clear, I agree 100% with 100% of the people on this site 100% of the time. I love you, mind-hive.
Play any 4+ cost unique unit: deploy Grogu, draw a card. Use Padme to get to attack with the unit you just played. Compromise Grogu to a permanent end in order to do it all again next turn #StarWarsUnlimited #TwinSuns
Watching Hellsing (2001) for the first time since high school and this sure is an anime you watch in high school
We are fast approaching the release of Ashes of the Empire! With the new set right around the corner, we are gearing up for the launch of the next preview season, and to help kick us off we have some teasers from Tyler Parrott! Read on to see what he has to say: buff.ly/iOoa3lV
man I wish some spirit would claim my physical form to enact vengeance on the world that discarded it
Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · 3mo agoshopping bag
Vote Rory Blank for 99th largest patreon in the comics category
Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · 3mo agoI have the 115th largest patreon in the "comics" category apparently tbh i'd like to break the top 100
I'm in a hotel tonight, and the YouTube history on the hotel TV is grim as hell. Joe Rogan and globalist satanic conspiracy theories, heavily punctuated by The Weeknd.
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
