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You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

FINANCE HACK THAT WILL HELP YOU RETIRE: Check your local $1-stores for any $2 bills they may have for sale. Sometimes they'll be hidden behind other stuff or in the back, so make sure to ask the staff. Even with tax, that's pure profit right there.

Tick-tock, just past seven o'clock. Today is August 4, 2026 in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday! Today is "There Will Come Soft Rains" day! This celebration has been scheduled in advance. This message will display even if none are left to read it.

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Today’s toy is the Galoob Action Fleet Star Wars TIE Interceptor (1996). One of my favorites Star Wars ships. This one comes with two mini pilots, and a tiny Easter egg in the form of George Lucas’s head under one of the helmets. Though mine is painted so terribly it’s totally unrecognizable.

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Funky Dynamite@sweavart.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today’s toy is Del the Ghost from Superplastic’s Gorillaz Blind Box toys (2021). As a huge Gorillaz fan, I gobble up any merch I can, and was able to grab a bunch of blind boxes before they became impossible to get. Also a huge Del the Funky Homosapien fan so this is right up my alley. And he glows!

This is, for the record, also why O Brother Where Art Thou remains so fresh and watchable. Ulysses Everett McGill is written - and played by Clooney - as a smarmy Lothario with delusions of grandeur who has mostly earned everybody's distrust. When his plans go awry, it's comeuppance. It's a comedy!

Also like, he's not just a bad dude, he's an *asshole*. He's trolling Polyphemus just because he can, it's half of why Poseidon is so pissed. But it's also what's endearing about Odysseus! Instead of "morally dubious troll who's too clever by half" we got "wounded warrior with scruples".

The Odyssey also makes him quite self involved. I like the version where the Sirens lure you in by telling you what other people are thinking about you and he can't resist the idea of knowing what other people really think about him. Risking everything to know if your bros really like you.

Driving my old truck: sure it's old and dinged up but she's got so much character! Wouldn't trade it for the world Operating a lathe from the 40s: sure it's old and dinged up but she's got so much character! Wouldn't trade it for the world Think about my body: YO this fucking SUCKS. MULCH IT.

it all just sort of makes sense, now, huh. all this shit was just generated by AI and he believed it all enough to parrot it on his podcast, and his fact checking team had to clean up after him this is a really massive blow to popular science. Everything is in question now. does he realize this?

a screenshot of hank green talking, with the caption at the bottom saying his fact checkers could not find a source that said cats groom themselves to make them less smelly so they can hunt bettertweet from @ProtonInspector, "Having watched Hank’s video yesterday, in hindsight it’s very funny that half the fact check banners are like “we don’t know what Hank is talking about”
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d ago

YouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green

FRESH SCHISMWATCH CONTENT! apparently some of the trads had convinced themselves that the Vatican would be motivated to compromise with them, like “okay if we promise not to secede like those other guys you should let us have all the Latin Mass we want” and the Vatican simply said “lmao”

Vatican liturgy chief says Pope Leo will not overturn Latin Mass restrictions

"Pope Leo is not going to change Traditionis Custodes," said Cardinal Arthur Roche, prefect of the Dicastery for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments, in an interview with The Tablet pu...

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