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This is the only thing every single company does now

Bonita Gooch is today's Name To Mutter

read today's Kengan Omega. that's good dogshit

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

oh she won like every vote in Detroit. yikes

Here's Why Winning Is Bad, Actually

thirty MILLION dollars

VoteHub@votehub.com · yesterday

Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)

despite pretty robust 90s Chicago Bulls knowledge I did not know Steve Kerr's dad was a Middle East scholar who got shot in the fucking head in Beruit

"face cards are disabled" just Chigurh me, Balatro

Come learn about the post-apocalyptic antifascist rollerblading teen sci-fi movie that was greenlit specifically because of how easy the screenplay was to understand! To be fair, it is really easy to understand.

Have You Seen This?@haveyouseen.us · 2d ago

Now unlocked— @tomharrison.bsky.social joined us to view one of Corey Haim's finest performances! Get it wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts, or FREE at our Patreon! patreon.com/haveyouseenthis

i will never understand why people post replies like this

Louis Peitzman@louispeitzman.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sorry to hear, but that’s an instant block.

they had to do open surgery vs scope on my bicep due to it being fucked

joe@shariauncle.bsky.social · 3d ago

my main anxiety with shoulder surgery in a few hours is the chance they scope in, everything looks fine, and then they poison me for wasting their time

nurse

joe@shariauncle.bsky.social · 2d ago

i lived bitch

i lived bitch

nerve block time. see ya nerds

Sicko fans: today’s the day. Joe is getting his arm put back on. Wish him luck and a speedy recovery so I can get back to pestering him about recording without feeling guilty about it

joe@shariauncle.bsky.social · 3d ago

my main anxiety with shoulder surgery in a few hours is the chance they scope in, everything looks fine, and then they poison me for wasting their time

saw your man crawl bloody out of a mcdonald's ball pit after a bunch of 4 year olds beat his ass

my main anxiety with shoulder surgery in a few hours is the chance they scope in, everything looks fine, and then they poison me for wasting their time

i have seen almost every episode of Scrubs and I don't even like it

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

Genuinely destabilizing events being ignored because the press no longer knows real fear

Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 3d ago

Still can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol

ROI on my secret family is dogshit

also believe all this arm pain would be much more manageable in a pre smart phone world. all of life is mediated through the same wrist and thumb shit

40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY DADS GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: ah... time to start a secret family across town 40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: i just need to get my pen situation figured out once and for all!

why do I have to limp thru crowds of nudity, I don't even live that close to Lolla. gonna write my alderman

he's on the lookout