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@sharkedup.bsky.social

chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep

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sharked up@sharkedup.bsky.social · 17h ago

My company is learning in real time that regulations and compliance aren’t just suggestions and that engineering cannot fix all the oopsies from marketing ignoring the law

sharked up@sharkedup.bsky.social · 2d ago

one benefit of playing only url shows is that i have tons of mixing experience and the freedom to experiment without worrying what i look like or how the audience responds one drawback is that i have zero video of me performing which makes it harder to show how i would do irl to promoters

piper bly@piperbomb.bsky.social · 2w ago

this week on The Piper Block: oopsie woopsie several police dogs are sniffing around in my backyard and i am currently wanted in multiple jurisdictions for doing Hot Girl Shit tonight at 8 CST/9 EST/6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social (full program / links / more obscure references below!)

a scene from the film adaptation of Arsenic And Old Lace, in which some poor sad sappy sucker is about to drink some arsenic laced beverage while two old ladies look on eagerly. the caption reads "mmmmm nummy nummy appel juice *fucking dies*"
piper bly@piperbomb.bsky.social · 3w ago

this week on The Piper Block: ur man calls me queen bee (no, not that Queen B or that Queen Bey. the other one) confusion begets confusion and sticky things beget various innuendos tonight at 8 CST/9 EST/6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social (full program / links / more obscure references below!)

sharked up@sharkedup.bsky.social · 3w ago

“Your pulse and blood pressure are elevated today” yeah I had to park a quarter mile away because the free lot has 2 spaces in it for a satellite hospital clinic and the garage across the street is $5 so I hoofed it. Also your office is on the third floor

sharked up@sharkedup.bsky.social · 3w ago

This made me so so so mad. Not because of anything that Peter and Michael did or said, but because of how many people who I have respected and loved in the last 12 years have just been straight up lying to me because of this fucking book

If Books Could Kill@ifbookspod.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Episode 53: The Body Keeps The Score In 2014, a Dutch researcher revolutionized our understanding of trauma with insights like "don't talk about it" and "get a massage."