Through overcast skies, a blood moon lunar eclipse appeared in the early morning hours. Photo shot with Nikon Z7II and NikkorZ 600mm 6.3 VR S lens. #lunareclipse #bloodmoon #Nikon
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31. Bi. Leftist. Eat the rich. Chronically ill. Living with disabling depression/anxiety. Previously homeschooled. Exvangelical. Deconstructed Agnostic. Probably autistic. Scorpio ☀️ Virgo 🌙 Aquarius ⬆️
Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well. My face:
"The Democrats hurt themselves in their confusion!"
Yeah. Spongebob was hilarious on that episode but Barnacle Boy was cooking as a villain 😭😭😭 Speaking of that, the episode where they train Man Ray to be good 😭😭😭
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So Band Geeks is absolutely S-tier SpongeBob, which now that I think of it just might also apply to any episode with Squilliam in it because we always get a more neurotic Squidward and a SpongeBob on 15 tryna help him out Speaking of Bob on 15, Mermaid Man/Barnacle Boy V?! Peak 😂 Good morning!
Plankton is a menace too. the way he crashed out on the entire family will never not send me 'I am Plankton, you old hag and your son smells like boogers.' 'I think you need to lose some weight, fattie. that's what it is.' 'someone should put you in a box and float you down the river, GRANDMA' 😭😭😭
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Just pure unmitigated chaos on two legs 😂😂 I love so much when they do stuff like that Plankton and Pearl thing because they’re nodding at real life. It makes perfect sense that he’d be terrified of her since normally she’d eat him 😂
I just want to lead you know before we proceed with this - I enjoy doing this with you. I was kicking my feet, giggling last night 😭😭😭 the way Spongebob's panic increased during the paint episode was sending me and Patrick's ability to keep making things worse 😭😭
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Literally popped that nigga Patrick’s top 😭🤣🤣 Patrick and that roooock!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 They lowkey deserved everything they got in that episode because WHY ARE YOU STEALING HER DAMN FUR?! Had ZERO business! Yo, the paint episode!! When I say TWEAKIN’! 🤣
I knew Patrick’s role was to let the viewer know chaos reigns in Bikini Bottom on the night shift episode when Squidward asked who wants a Krabby Patty at 4am and here this nigga go 🤣🤣🤣
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Patrick is a different kind of stupid because why would you continue to put money in the vending machine when you know you need it???? that reminds me of the episode where Spongebob got the suds and Patrick pretended to be a doctor 😭😭😭
You should get a library card if you don’t have one already. Then get the apps Libby and Hoopla. There you can download audiobooks and ebooks. So even if you don’t go to your local library a lot, you can still support them and the authors you love.
I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now
Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck
Devastating: in the northern hemisphere the ultimate chocolate strawberry eating holiday takes place when they are out of season
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to #QuestionSkyAfterDark. tell me, what are you willing to do? (Rihanna x Kiss It Better plays in the background) Cousins, you didn't really think that I would end Valentine's Day without getting into some shenanigans, did you? 🤭
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!! LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!! LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
They are coming after educators and education because they know that learning, information sharing, and wisdom have the power to free us.
Myself and @blairimani.bsky.social are bringing a podcast/show your way very soon, called “Thoughts About Feelings” ✨😊 Conversations of wonder & imagination between us and friends! We hope you learn something new and, with any luck, feel at least a little less alone 💚📚 #MentalHealthMatters
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
Bout to take a gummy, put on a face mask, play dream light valley, and get cozy
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i should restart my animal crossing island as a lil treat
don’t shoot me but: having children/marriage, working a regular 9-5, owning a home , attending/graduating from uni/college
9. What is not for everyone, but society acts like it is?
For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take. Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies. Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
Food. As in being a server or in the kitchen, my brain can’t keep up. Way too fast paced and physical. Factory work is also sensory hell for me and is unforgiving with scheduling and I need flexibility.
5. What industry do you know you could never work in?