Bought some fireworks today and I wasn't sure I'd picked out the right stuff until the salesman smiled and high-foured me.
Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
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I am not “Rick-Rolling” you, we are enjoying a song, together
every day when i get to work my coworkers hold me down and my boss blows off all my limbs with a shotgun
Earlier I saw a meme "There is someone having their last Thursday with all 10 fingers" and I chuckled.
when snooki said why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that
in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful
Too bad I can’t water all my plants with boob sweat. HashtagIfOnly
My diet this week consists of baked potatoes and freeze pops. Yes, this is a brag.
If you trace them back, most of your problems will originate from interaction with people. You can see where I'm going here, right?
Scarface, but they're dealing M&Ms and Tony's name is Darren. Now think where that could have taken the story.
"just say no" (to hugs) -an introvert's memoir
Also an option where the laughter carries over to their alts they use to stalk you.
Queen RanDumb@invisihole.bsky.social · last mo.I wish there was like an extra block for certain people. Like it's a reg block but everytime they come on the app they hear faint laughter.
Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk.
I wish there was like an extra block for certain people. Like it's a reg block but everytime they come on the app they hear faint laughter.
Not everyone is going to like you. The important thing is to not like yourself
Does anyone remember that we were not supposed to kill anyone in the first place?
Sorry I’ve been m.i.a. again. I was getting all the soap suds to go down the one drain but then they kept coming up the other drain. It was a process.
I’m rebranding the absolute shitshow that is my personal life and calling it “my journey.”
I'm at the age where reading the ingredients to shit gets a "oh fuck you" and I just hope for the best.
Ok but is it bear necessities or bare necessities? Smartass answers only.
says a Hail Mary and sh*ts the bed
[Sic] Burns@sicburns2.bsky.social · 2mo agoCrap yourself before you Stapp yourself