Kyle Shipley
@shipstar.bsky.social
Aspiring identity thief at mostlybits.co, working on hutchstaging.com (#rubyonrails) and sometimes Playdate games like https://play.date/games/doink/ (#lua). Video games, programming, music, and more.
morgan, we have a surprise for you backstage today. that's right... let's bring out the barracuda
Teen speaks out after barracuda attack ABC News' Morgan Norwood reports on the American teenager who is speaking out after a barracuda attacked her during a birthday trip to Turks and Caicos. ––– Subscribe to ABC News on YouTube: ABC News is your daily source of breaking national and world news,…
People type “sickos_haha_yes.jpg” in reply as though they rename and organize their images... a more realistic filename-based reaction would be f2fv5q4k6qxw2lrgcu5dg562.webp
When I was a kid, my dad got pulled over once for running a yellow/red light. The cop asked “Do you know why I pulled you over?” and my dad responded “Bad judgment?” I don’t know if he meant it to be as clever as it was, but I think about it a lot.
i never thought about doing one of those ESPN graphics for linked in posts. fantastic idea
Discovering new levels of LinkedIness
Anyone want some peaches or an honest investigation into the 9/11 terrorist attacks? www.palisadeproduce.com
tl;dr "probably not" but the analysis is interesting and the strength/recovery benefits seem well-founded Listened to this podcast last week with similar conclusions: sciencefictionspod.substack.com/p/unpaywalle...
Does creatine make you smarter? dynomight.net/creatine/
I attended a conference and it was wild, everyone was talking about the problem that *my* business solves! What's that? No, I've never heard of confirmation bias.
Just found out that James Remar is in The Odyssey. Bold choice to rewrite Laertes as Harry Morgan.
I told my wife to start dialing 911 about 2 sentences into this, thought I was having a stroke
After some careful study over the past few weeks I put together some failure scenarios for football (soccer): - Should have kicked ball, but didn’t - Should not have kicked ball, but did - Kicked ball, but ball didn’t go where it was supposed to There may be more but this is what I have so far
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
Jordan Pickford looks stupid in real-time, but then you see him in slow motion and he still looks stupid
The penalty cycle is turning back around in favour of players who can just fuck the fucking thing into the fucking net
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
Can the president of Egypt file a complaint with FIFA to get their third goal reinstated?
The referee accidentally VAR himself out of existence by creating a past universe where he was never born
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
I was doing some research on firefighter, Subway enthusiast, and self-proclaimed "Jared fan" Clay Henry to see if he ever publicly disavowed Jared and stumbled on this tangentially related post-9/11 pearl-clutching from 2002
Netherlands stays undefeated at the World Cup since 2010
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
Messi knows his record-setting goal will be replayed forever, so he's waiting for the 360 no scope
Every time I see Luis Suarez I think there is a third long-lost Property Brother