Kyle Shipley

@shipstar.bsky.social

Aspiring identity thief at mostlybits.co, working on hutchstaging.com (#rubyonrails) and sometimes Playdate games like https://play.date/games/doink/ (#lua). Video games, programming, music, and more.

People type “sickos_haha_yes.jpg” in reply as though they rename and organize their images... a more realistic filename-based reaction would be f2fv5q4k6qxw2lrgcu5dg562.webp

When I was a kid, my dad got pulled over once for running a yellow/red light. The cop asked “Do you know why I pulled you over?” and my dad responded “Bad judgment?” I don’t know if he meant it to be as clever as it was, but I think about it a lot.

After some careful study over the past few weeks I put together some failure scenarios for football (soccer): - Should have kicked ball, but didn’t - Should not have kicked ball, but did - Kicked ball, but ball didn’t go where it was supposed to There may be more but this is what I have so far

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

I was doing some research on firefighter, Subway enthusiast, and self-proclaimed "Jared fan" Clay Henry to see if he ever publicly disavowed Jared and stumbled on this tangentially related post-9/11 pearl-clutching from 2002

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“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.