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Antimony "Shiv Rose" Rose

@shivrose.bsky.social

A plushie of a squirrel cursed with life but blessed with cool friends and the ability to make neat art Check me out on Cable Two cabletwo.net Nonbinary weirdo (real)

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Mitsy Marcella 🔞@mitsy.gay · 4w ago

whenever Columbo is on the case of a suspect in a field he doesn't know much about, there's often scenes of him excitedly revealing he's been studying all about it, to the annoyance of the more prudish murders all to say, seeing him ramble about furry commonalities would be amazing, so I wrote this:

"Columbo, what are you doing here?! It doesn't matter, I don't have ti-" "Oh! Glad to run into you, sir. Say, this place is amazing! Studying up on the community doesn't really get across the sheer sense of togetherness this whole furry thing has got going for it." "I'm glad your appreciative of it, though not everyone here is together. Those of us that prefer to remain clean of mind and art are frankly outnumbered." "Oh well, that may be, but I don't think I've talked with a single unpleasant person outside or in the main hall. I don't really get all their interests, but so many here certainly got talent to back it up." "That's one word for it." "Like I didn't realize so many of these characters that get drawn are other people. Like representative. They call 'em fursonas- Though I'm sure you already know that, pardon me. Like some consider their character to be themselves, and other people recognize them as it. I don't fully get it, but it must be liberatin', and they're happy, can't fault them for that." "Yes, making your own characters is a basic thing, a sona is so much more. And most of them debase theirs in- euh, say Columbo, have you considered what you might be?" "Who me? I haven't given it much thought, but my wife, she's just become enamored with the idea. She does a bit of drawin' now and then, and she already came up with one of those 'sonas, right? An adorable black cat with piercing eyes, and blue, uh, what're they called... stripes! down it's back, and a collar decorated with her favorite flowers." "I see, how hopelessly generic." "Well, I thought it was nice. And some of them other artists say the point of these 'sona things is to make it whatever you want. And she loves that cat-person so much she asked me to look into one of those um, furs, uh, oh hang on, fursoom, fursus...""Fursuit?" "Yeah! That. Well I had a gander, talked with some of the makers here on prices and how they're made and such, and well, I completely understand the cost, but on my salary? Forget it. I mean I have the utmost respect for the craftwork of those things, I couldn't believe how clever some of the gizmos inside of one of those things are, like the eyes creating an optical illusion that they follow you around, and you can see out of them! Did you know they can even put little fans inside the head?" "Yes. Now if you don't mind I really have to be go-" "-and even then they can still be sweating up a storm! Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to be a bother, but I'm glad I ran into you cause I had question." "Then please get to one! I have an important panel I have to get to immediately." "Oh, absolutely, I just wanted to know. Do you have any recommendations for artists? Ones that take commissions? I may not be able to afford to get my wife a suit, even a partial, but I think I'd be nice to get her some pieces of her new 'sona. Safe for work-only ones of course. I thought you might know since uh, since that's your specialty." "Lieutenant, even if I did want to to send my associates some new business, that last thing I would want is to subject them to your incessant trivial questioning! Reputation means everything in this community, especially those of use trying to stay above the filthy reprobates that litter the fandom with their sssmut! Why don't you go cohort with some of them, you'll find several that do barely disguised SFW art. Bother them, and leave me and my associates alone.""Oh of course I- Oh! Just one more thing!" "YES?" "Do you know which way the Artist Alley is, no matter how many times I keep reading this, rather beautifully design convention map, I ah, just keep gettin' lost." "Tch, then you'll find it in no time. Most of the people in there are equally, lost." Villain walks off. Columbo does a signature smirk to himself. Commercial break. Followed by a scene of him chatting with various pleasant NSFW & SFW artists chatting about the nicer, more open aspects of the fandom, and occasional joke moments about how squeamish he is around the censored art sale displays. He learns more niche things tho that eventually help him catch the pompus SFW-only oaf that has skeletons in the closet.
Waxing Tide, of the Flamm/e Clade@flammtay.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh and ah, one more thing that's been botherin' me. You say you're a 'SFW-Only' artist, but... Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah, You called it a maw.

Penny Parker@snapcube.gay · last mo.

a very efficient personality test for any person online is whether or not you are able to handle contributing to a running gag in the replies of something without trying to one-up it. if everyone is repeating “How Perfectly Good” are u the one who’s gonna try making “How Goodly Perfect” happen

Pandora - Sleppy Eppy@ecleptix.bsky.social · last mo.

999 is a game that sometimes asks the player to guess the kind of soup that Uchikoshi was eating on August 8th of 1998, with the only hint provided being a character has a hole in their sock. but god, its sick. Its so well done. Profoundly stupid, but so addicting lol

Meraki Days | Comms Open! | 🔜MFF!!!@meraki-days.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ANNOUNCEMENT POST!!! I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE!!!! Hey everyone, I found a place to live finally after a whole year of being homeless, but we need money and help to get there!! Goal is $1000-$1500, but we would love it if we reached $5000. Links and whole post will be in the comments. Thank you!!!

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Antimony "Shiv Rose" Rose@shivrose.bsky.social · 4mo ago

meraki is really wonderful and deserves the world please give it to them

Meraki Days | Comms Open! | 🔜MFF!!!@meraki-days.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Hey, just wanted to make a post today, as today marks a year of me being homeless. If you could send anything my way or just share this around so I could get my meds, food, and maybe a place to stay in the future, that'd be greatly appreciated, ty... ko-fi.com/merakidays paypal.me/doingitwithm...

Antimony "Shiv Rose" Rose@shivrose.bsky.social · 5mo ago

1. this game is super fun i like it a lot. eagerly awaiting the full game 2. i have done a few attempts at speedrunning it and i didnt record myself so i cant actually Post it but i beat one of the two any% runs ever posted by like 3 minutes

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Fireshine Games ️‍🔥🎮@fireshinegames.bsky.social · 5mo ago

🚨NEW GAME ALERT🚨 were excited to announce that we're working with @meteormagic.dev in publishing AEROMACHINA!!! Check out the awesome trailer below, and try out the AEROMACHINA demo on Steam! 😁 store.steampowered.com/app/3523120/...

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 5mo ago

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

Truckstop Vigilante@brenthor.bsky.social · 5mo ago

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside