Tonight’s costume tallies: 0 Harrys Potter 2 Cops 3 small children dressed as a cat-based super hero I hadn’t heard of before Several more Toy Story and Jurassic Park costumes than I’d expect

Happy Halloween! I’m da mayor!

Happy Halloween to the gays, theys, and millennials only

I celebrate the true meaning of Halloween, which is to get fucked up on sugar and wear a costume that came to you in a prophetic vision two months ago, all to impress guests from across the veil

I hate queer Halloween because what do you mean you are the moon from Georges Méliès' A Trip To The Moon (1902) but the hear-me-out version.

A couple decades later, I still don't know what to do with the thing where there were still a lot of Americans who considered sushi, like, edgy as late as 2004.

"Bartender handing you a free drink 'from that customer over there'"

"Guy on his first day of commuting to work by bicycle"

"Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects" (the sign on the box says, "don't throw these away!")

"Person who kindly holds the elevator door open for you"

I would love to work in antitrust after we win communism so lmk if there's any businesses left to break up, if I'm not too busy filling in potholes with rainbow tar to make our streets safe and gay and handing out free meat thermometers to families

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · last yr.

Nationalize what's important and throw all the rest of it in the BLENDER

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My only criticism is her opting to retain Kenneth Garrett who sentenced an ex-cop to only probation for sharing child porn. She responded to my comment with her reasoning, but I still disagree with it.

Should I get a bird feeder? Is that what’s next?

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[Calvin’s dad voice] There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial. Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial

Had to take the 12yo to school cause he couldn’t really carry his backpack and I wanted to make sure my borb (black-capped chickadee) could manage stairs safely. 🐡🪶

Friend’s mom is coming over tomorrow and the deeply rooted drive to curry favor with mothers demands that I clean the whole house today

those people who think that heaven is like a 1:1 and you retain your identity and relationships and get a new body and everything's the same except perfect and in the clouds. they probably think heaven is car-centric too, don't they. they're picturing driving around heaven

Cutting down on my nighttime weed is making my dreams extremely vivid again. A thing I do not like when those dreams are about having to kill my dog-turned-rabid-werewolf

What’s the word for when there’s no us or them because we are all fractals of a large whole that can’t be fully comprehended in a single lifetime but can be felt when fingertips brush through blades of grass?

Sorry internet, I can’t play with you today. Gotta lock in and finish these last two sweaters from a lady who has way too much money and too little regard for her possessions. For my weeks of effort I will be able to purchase one (1) haircut

Good news: the bread was wrong. Got the right bread and toast is fine now. Bad news: …. But can it be trusted?

Stella Glitterbomb@shoelais.bsky.social · last wk.

Morning toast has tasted wrong the last couple of days and I’m worried we’ll need to find another quick and easy no thoughts breakfast soon

Good morning my decentralized divas If you have a fuckin iPhone Go in settings -> accessibility -> audio visual -> live listen DEACTIVATE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

Please give to Malice, if you’re able. She does so much for others; KC is truly made safer by her actions.

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Second Born is the story of Cain and Abel told through the perspective of Eve, in a space that seats 20. There’s one more showing, tomorrow, and there are somehow few tickets left?!

My favorite vocal styles are: 1. Can’t hit a note; doesn’t let that stop them 2. Operatic levels of breath control; probably classically trained but in a band with a bassist named Stink Toe 3. Irish

Field trip to the city’s ONLY water treatment facility, serving nearly 1 million people. Love my marvelous midsized midwestern metropolis

I identify with the Carolina Wren because I am also very small, talkative, loud, and moving at speeds barely perceptible to the human eye.