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📍Indy | 🏳️🌈 he/him | ♈️ 38 ✨ crafty, queer, & sober 🌾 🌘 🪡 [ birds ate my face ] • HUMAN art • NO KINGS ❌👑 • “Magic bean buyer, come sit by my fire.” —Shel 📖🕯️
“We’re liIiIiIiIiving in a den of thieves. ..& it’s contagious.” 🎶🥀 #ReginaSpektor
Heading into a week of film noir screenings like
For you connoisseurs of suggestive songs from over 100 years ago sung by consummate comic singers:
Madeline Kahn - You'd Be Surprised!
YouTube video by Mr Bungee
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He learned to use the pet door, and this deserves a celebration. Original post
The most genius Toy Story display ever. Original post
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
Just spilled hot coffee over my right tit, then tried to dry it off using a hanky that turned out to be full of crumbs, so now I have a crumb-coated tit. Another successful episode of Adulting With Debbie.
I'm not a conspiracy guy. I generally believe things happened just as they looked. But, being ex-military and working with weapons, I've yet to hear an explanation for how Bone Spurs was hit in the ear with a high-velocity rifle round and ended up with nary a scratch or a scar. It doesn't happen.
From now on I'm calling American Cheese Ontarian Cheese.
Well slap my ass and call me a radical lefty lady but maybe our food safety regulations were in place to regulate the safety of our food.
The interesting thing about mullets is that hipsters wore them for so long that the irony was lost & they came back around into fashion.
Holy smokes an unreal rendition of "I Will Always Love You" by Cynthia Erivo in Vancouver last night to honor Dolly Parton….incredible
Just realized I haven't sent everyone a baby goat fix yet this week.
Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥
