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@sidekickkoty.bsky.social

koty, he/him • trans icon • my wife's husband • pleasure to have in class

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h ago

(back yard flood light flips on) oH I'M sORry i dIDn'T meAn tO WaKE YOu i wAS jUst adMIrinG YoUR caT IT haS a VEry muSCuLar phYsiQUe

rfk jr making a Buh Wuhhh face with his hands up as if to say Oh Sorry I Thought You Were Done With This

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d ago

Pen and watercolor

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!

James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 4d ago

Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps

Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools

Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.

getartcraft.com

Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5d ago

The "tolerant left" wants Hulkamania to run wild on YOUR family

dan mentos @danmentos.com · 3w ago

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper.

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling.

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 2w ago

Since I skeeted this I've had one reel that got 55K with almost a 10% like ratio, and another one with 100K 😭😭 (for context, 2K is about average for the page)

big beefy boy husband@sidekickkoty.bsky.social · last mo.

I know it's not news that beautiful high-effort reels perform like shit but it still stings to spend 6 hours editing something I'm SO proud of just for it to die basically unwatched

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 2w ago

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 4w ago

Yeah I'm a bit of an IPA guy - I Piss Aaaaverywhere

maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · last mo.

ok here’s my oot remake link doodle

A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · last mo.

A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · last mo.

Made this with just felt and glue! I'm adding some flies and lily pads but I'm already obsessed with it -- original artwork by Jitan Forcier (@ jitanforcier on Instagram)

A frog smoking a cigarette, on a circular canvas. The frog is made of cut pieces of felt, glued on top of each other. It is a light, blue-ish green and is in American traditional tattoo style, with bold, heavy lines and solid blocks of color.

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · last mo.

I know it's not news that beautiful high-effort reels perform like shit but it still stings to spend 6 hours editing something I'm SO proud of just for it to die basically unwatched

BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · last mo.

HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · last mo.

Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no

regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 2mo ago

titties at half mast, everyone

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I sold the display case I used for my Lego sets on Marketplace and the guy picking it up told me he was also gonna use it for Lego and then we had a 15 minute conversation about all our Lego sets 🥹🥹

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 2mo ago

blessed creature

A calico cat with long white whiskers has her head turned looking over her shoulder at the camera. Her tongue is sticking out about a quarter of the way, in beautiful incredible perfect blep fashion

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2mo ago

big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Living with my wife rules dude like we have dinner together and run errands and sleep in the same bed HELL YEAH

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.