"I think we're in for a big surprise tonight..."

Vladimir Putin your boys took a hell of a beating

Huh, weird they don't give any reason. But if you're wondering how to drive to Alton Towers from London, it's the M1, going injunction 23a

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Staffordshire's Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams

Enforcing headphones on buses is largely impossible. But increasing the social stigma of blasting out music/ videos on public transport is both possible and a good thing!

I am reminded of this tweet, at which I laughed so much in 2019 that tears ran down my cheeks. It was a simpler time

I don't like Christian Horner, clearly a dirtbag.... But god he would sort Ferrari out. #formula1

Thanks for my Cadbury? What hot hell is this?

I fucking love Paddington Bear, you take his name out of your fucking mouth, you would WISH to be held in the same regard as that little scamp. #politicalcommentary

Timing so delicious you could eat it with a massive spoon.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu and Nigel Farage walk into a bar. ”Fuck off”, says the barman.

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · last mo.

Ah yes the circle of life

and, with the greatest respect, it would be better if they all just marched off the pier into the sea with their stupid hats

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Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good

Saw this in my local and thought of @pelliclemag.com

Prison?

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Ogmios School of Zen Motoring Ep 10 - Madcap Plans

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has @totallyshow.bsky.social gone pop? it's very quiet

Really good this, another dot on the map.

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at least Arsenal fans had about 48hrs of being happy about Bruno

It's funny, you really like a DJ some 30 years ago, and his music evolves and really follows you consistently. #Selador is just a smashing label. #housemusic soundcloud.com/selador-reco...

Selador Sessions 378 | Dave Seaman's Radio Therapy

Dave's back with another ripsnorting radio adventure, leading you through 60 more minutes of the finest, cherry picked contemporary club music around. Step right this way party people... Tracklist..

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Do it, you'll really like it.

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OHHHH, Mourinho's got a TV special out, i see

It's Sid, of course it's going to be good.

Sid Lowe@sidlowe.bsky.social · 3mo ago

What a pleasure it is to speak to Hector Bellerin. Today he plays against Arsenal, his Arsenal, for the first time. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!

Self care is: - Cooking a nice meal - Going for a walk - Finding an amulet on the walk - Using the amulet to curse your enemies - Relishing in your enemies misfortune - Becoming drunk with the power of the amulet - Having a nice bath

oh no, a sentient puddle of sick and dog faeces has died