Tremendous from @wsebag.bsky.social tonight. Go see him in Edinburgh. Pro-tip: leave your low-grade heckle mate at home (sorry Will, he doesn’t get out much. Bless)
Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.
It's mad that we keep re-running football matches to find out who's the best. Just decide who won and call it a day.
BREAKING: “Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world” Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.
@matt-forde.bsky.social tremendous night in Leeds last night, Matt. You’re the best Trump in the business.
Farage fawned over Trump for a decade. Begged to sit at his dining table and ride in his gold lift. Played the presidential tribute to him as his LBC intro. Said he'd be great for Brexit. Trump’s reign was never in Britain's interests. But Farage didn't care because it flattered his fragile ego.
I feel like America plotting to annex Greenland while masked state goons terrorise their own communities at will should encourage British press and politicians to reflect on what happens when you act like "far right" is an unfair slur rather than a necessary descriptor of a real political position.
@secondmentions.bsky.social a porky treat bsky.app/profile/fess...
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 7mo agoOne summer I left the bbq grills out on the patio in the evening and saw the foxes come by the lick the sausage fat off them. I now buy an extra pack of sausages and leave them out next to the grills, so each fox can have a porky treat along with a lick of fat.
I see Jacob Collier has a new single out. youtu.be/xpcUxwpOQ_A
Ode To Joy
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Of all the shitty, pointless AI models, Meta AI is the shittest of the lot, as evidenced by every pointless prompt under an increasing number of Facebook posts.
How have I been only so tangentially aware of the Maccabees? High name recognition; no knowledge of the hits. They are an absolute Glastonbury highlight.
The perma-tanned populist @secondmentions.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘They really are all horrible’: political anger marks Reform UK’s Runcorn win
Many voted for party as protest against government, while there is a growing trend of people detaching completely from politics
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“the large, dense and fibrous fermented fruit” @secondmentions.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Wild chimpanzees filmed by scientists bonding over alcoholic fruit
Footage of apes consuming fermented breadfruit leads researchers to ask if it may shed light on origins of human feasting
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Say what you like about Trump. At least he has outlasted a lettuce.
