Lindsey Graham was a piece of shit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Could you rewrite this like a journalist instead of a stenographer?
A sweeping overhaul of East Potomac Golf Links will begin Sept. 1, President Trump said Sunday after he toured the century-old municipal course with Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, renowned golf course architect Tom Fazio and White House aides.
Weird how they think that Fauci created the virus to kill people but they are happy to keep on catching it over and over again because it's just a cold. 😳
Peter Navarro on Maria Bartiromo's show lies with impunity that "it's an indisputable fact" that Fauci "created that virus" and "killed people"
"We have to confront the fact that the president of the United States is not just some Archie Bunker racist, he is a movement white supremacist" – Keith Ellison just now, goddamn
Okay so the main thing I'm learning at this @acslaw.bsky.social panel on states attorneys general is that Keith Ellison is *awesome*
There's a segment of PoliSky who seems to hate The Onion and trashtalk them for any and no reason, but all I've ever seen from this crew is spending money on comedians/journalists and trying to do the right thing while prestige papers bend at the waist for the administration. This is very cool
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history. After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump." open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The Decline of the Republic Comes with a Claw
Tacky American Caesarism.
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Reporting on Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire should be done with the same general tone as a lethal virus escaping containment, not as an awesome achievement.
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
Detectives Benson & Stabler
I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant
another day, another story about the administration's war on knowledge itself, all in service of allow its corporate patrons free rein to rob us blind and poison our world www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/c...
Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov This is how it's done, dumbfucks. Play the game as the game is being played. They'll melt. Stop hoping we'll return to 199whatever. Fuck, guys.
Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.
Just want to thank #LouMerloni for not feeding into every stupid little human interest story that #DaveOBrien brings up simply by talking about the game.
Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW
Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.
Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow
Lol Whatever y'all They're making television for you. Again.
Thanks BBC for reporting on this. God forbid any US outlets continue to. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Epstein housed abuse victims in London flats, BBC reveals
The revelations intensify concerns about repeated police decisions not to investigate 2015 trafficking claims.
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Journalists who are still attending the WHCD this year don't seem to get just how much things have changed. It isn't 1998. You're not going to pose for cute photos with the West Wing stars at "nerd prom." You're enabling a regime who's assaulting your own profession & you're torching your career.
Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.
I will say one thing for AI slop; it has radically increased my appreciation of shitty art. Like maybe it lacks creativity, maybe the execution is unskilled, maybe the motivation for making it was commercial, but damned if a human being didn't think of and create it with their own mind and body.
I would just like to reiterate that if Eric Swalwell and his attorney believe any statements that my wife and I have made are not true, he should sue us immediately. He can DM me, and I’ll let him know where to serve us. But this will never happen.