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Writer / Contributor for So Many Games. | I am here for the escapism.
Castlevania: Belmont's Curse (PS5, 27 hrs): Absolutely gorgeous lighting and color. High friction combat and traversal, satisfying to master. The whip is a blessing and a curse. Controls aren't always tight. The penultimate boss was EXCESSIVE. Immaculately dramatic creepy atmosphere.
Getting on a plane while people post about Ocarina
Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
Alt: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
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I form new opinions just like everyone else: By blindly accepting the first viewpoint presented to me then aggressively defending it for the rest of my life with the frantic, wild-eyed fervor of a cornered animal
The single white guy there makes this feel like a bit pulled directly from Black Lady Sketch Show.
kenofseattle@kenofseattle.bsky.social · 2d agoHere's Georgia's eight Constitutional Officers before and after the Blue Tsunami.
Belmont's Curse is so incredibly good. Easy to fly under the radar with so many big releases: this one is underrated.
Haley Stevens is such a damning example of what so-called centrist democrats really are: republicans. Abdul El-Sayed has always been the right candidate for the job.
"Gen Z" (translation: a handful of people i saw on TikTok) "Millennials" (translation: a handful of people i saw on YouTube) "Boomers" (translation: a handful of people i saw on Facebook) "Gen Alpha" (translation: a single preteen i read about in a news story) "Gen X" (no translation available)
How many Americans are going to ask Google Gemini who to vote for on Tuesday?
i hate boss runbacks. absurd boss runbacks will only ever bring down a game for me.
I wish you could experience a life without pain. Virtue and a Sledgehammer coming 27 October.
Children of Clay (Steam Deck, 26 m): Doing some creepy archaeology. Simple. Chilling. Like the opening scene in a horror movie.
💿 Denshattack! is going PHYSICAL! 🎮Standard and Deluxe Editions for Switch 2 & PS5 with @fangamer.com 🎶OST on Vinyl AND CD with @kidkatanarecords.bsky.social 👕New merch! Links coming soon! buff.ly/KD38z7j
in the demo i drove my truck down a mountain to a lake and then towed another truck back up the mountain and it was the most thrilling day of my life
dune@funselektor.bsky.social · 4w agoover the hill is out today on Steam! 🐻🌲 we self-published, self-funded this game and our 🤘badass🤘 team and partners worked so hard we are super proud of what we created and hope you will enjoy it!
What's Eating Gilbert Grape for Tax Purposes?
BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst.bsky.social · 4w agoSo I Married an Axe Murderer for Tax Purposes
Strange Jigsaws (100%) (Steam Deck, 4 hours): Meta puzzles upon meta puzzles. It's jigsaws all the way down. The menus, the UI, everything. Very strange. But I did save the day.
Well Dweller (100%) (PS5, 15 hours): The Thompson magnum opus. The grim fairy tale setting perfectly synergizes with the style of the art and writing and music. Creative satisfying movement upgrades and excellent incentives—systems that motivate completion. Horrifying bosses.
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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