A little something to get us to the weekend. Don’t change a thing. #RadioFreeAmerica #🎧 youtu.be/sLm3Khusq_8?...

INXS - Don't Change (Official Music Video)

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Me: Babe, we need to talk. Wife with visible panic: What? Me: If I became a vampire would you want me to turn you into a vampire too or nah?

C+C Music Factory was like "everybody dance now" and people actually did it

I was once described as having a “really pretty face” for a chubby girl

Once I touch my head, shoulders, knees and toes, it’s over for you bitches

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝@fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 5h ago

Once I replace my knees, hips, and shoulders it’s over for you bitches

I’m an alpha. *adjusts panties

There won’t be change without discomfort

Social media is a vast ocean and we, mere water droplets that hit the surface and ripple outwards. Ripple after ripple joining together forming waves and wave after wave hopefully, eventually forming a tsunami that builds up and drowns us all.

A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.

Once my therapist figures out what is wrong with me, it’s over for you bitches

Once I replace my knees, hips, and shoulders it’s over for you bitches

My account would be better if I tried a little or gave one single fuck about any of this.

Get your Friday evening playlist in order

All the best people are at least a little bit fucked up.

“see something, say something” - you scrolling the feed

Sex so good the Kama Sutra is taking notes

SchmoJo@scojo.bsky.social · 5h ago

Sex so good the neighbors gather for a candlelight vigil.

My bark is much worse than my bite, but mostly because I have no teeth

now, now, there's no cause for optimism

there’s just no telling what scientific experiment I’m a product of

We didn't have moshpits in the 80s, we just danced in circles like neanderthals with high hair and better makeup.

Tearing a phone book in half, but one page at a time.

If they make a prequel to Handmaid’s Tale, I bet it’ll look an awful lot like today’s news.

Nothing keeps a conversation flowing like repeatedly saying "I have to go."

Took second place in my work talent show and I think they chose that bitch Lauren over me just because she fell down and broke her elbow during her dance routine. 

Just bought 20 pounds of hamburger at a deep discount. This should be fine, right? It’s fine. It’ll be fine.

Let's try something different this afternoon, everybody be sufferable

Social media is a vast ocean and we, mere water droplets that hit the surface and ripple outwards. Ripple after ripple joining together forming waves and wave after wave hopefully, eventually forming a tsunami that builds up and drowns us all.

My bark is much worse than my bite, but mostly because I have no teeth

My boss went home early, so naturally we’re having an office talent show after lunch. I can no longer put my legs behind my head, so I’ll be reading your posts aloud while Joan does interpretive dance

I need my boss to understand that me showing up is not “consent” to be here