I don’t know why I’m against mandatory voting, I can’t articulate why, so maybe I’m wrong??? Either way, I agreed with everything else in today’s @acoyne.bsky.social opinion piece in the @theglobeandmail.com.

I could barely afford vibranium as it was

Asperas Bompar@asperasbompar.bsky.social · 7d ago

Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now

I had a ton of expired Skittles from Halloween ‘16 and they wouldn’t let me send those to hospitals either!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."

Wow, a way to lose all my savings *and* tell the world I support the white nationalist CSAM emporium? SIGN ME UP

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

X Money is launching in the US starting today

I wonder if the Bedazzler-in-Chief called the R and A to try to get the two stroke penalty rescinded.

Oh I bet that show is going to be really nasty! - me, when I see an af for a comedy cub’s Nasty Show.

sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess

Analysis | Graham Platner's implosion could have a chilling effect on a future faux-working-class, Nazi-curious rapist's ability to become a United States Senator.

one of my unpopular (to americans) opinions is that primaries are a pretty flawed way of choosing candidates and only superficially have more democratic legitimacy than “smoke-filled rooms”

Darin Self@darinself.com · 4w ago

I am begging my fellow Americans to learn how parties work *literally* every where else. Candidates are not more legitimate just because they were selected via a primary. Parties regularly select candidates and then voters, in an election, tell the party if they liked them or not.

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

I knew Egypt was in trouble when I saw Arthur Blank dancing next to the pitch.

I really don’t like stutter-step penalties and short corners.

If your only power is flight, do the other superheroes make fun of you? I mean not Daredevil or Batman, but most of them? Same if you’re like, good at Kung Fu, or pretty good with a bow.

In other words, these bishops will not be welcome at any Continental Hotel.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · last mo.

BREAKING: The Vatican excommunicates bishops from a breakaway group of traditionalist Catholics that consecrated them without Pope Leo's consent.

You can earn thousands of dollars in your spare time as a pro-algae protestor!

The death of print edition newspapers has adversely affected the kidnapping industry.

Using a voice scrambler to call the library and taunt them about my overdue books

Give the algae the Nobel Peace Prize.

My horse has worms so I gave it a dose of the Covid vaccine.

My previous skeet (heavy-handed and ham-fisted as it was) reminds me of an old Norm MacDonald joke he did in the 80s here in Canada. You guys know Henry Morgentaler? He’s a celebrity abortionist. In most countries, you can either be a celebrity OR an abortionist.

Unlike Brandel Chamblee, I think you can either bemoan the loss of civility while lecturing about the need for decorum, OR you can play golf with the current President.

girl r u the reflecting pool algae cause you're growing on me

Well at least we know a trillion dollars can’t buy a sense of humour.

Oh man, instead of giving me drops to dilate my pupils, the optometrist gave me time dilation drops. Now I’m moving really fast (not from my reference frame of course).

Huge difference between $10.00 a haircut and $10.00 a hair cut.

I picture a bunch of Generals in the Situation Room planning a military incursion when there’s a knock on the door. An exasperated Vance pops his head in: “Guys, we have this booked for the Epstein cover up thing. There’s really no point to having a sign up sheet if you’re just going to ignore it.”

I’m by no means an expert on all things Borat but even I knew that getting Borat produced meant setting up fake corporations and websites so I guess if I green-lit a tv show that was pitched to be made à la Borat I would expect that it would involve setting up fake corporations and websites.

The fact that the pilot had no name should have been a red flag.

The Globe and Mail@theglobeandmail.com · 2mo ago

wow msg announces all players in game 3 will be required to wear florsheims

Was I to use the subjunctive, I would probably get the wrong form of the verb to be. Farrell!