COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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musician i love spinetta !!!!!!!!!!!! he/him 🌌🚬
if i ordered a large pizza for myself id tell the delivery guy thank you for this pizza. im gonna eat it alone
the best part in super mario world is when you fall down a hole and theres a green orb
made a 5 minute spanish ytp and i cant upload it to youtube cuz of copyright fuck my life
The Twilight Zone | Boyfriend With No Legs Discovers He's Going To Be a Dad | Paramount+
When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon
you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06
kidney stones macklemore: walk into the club like whatup i got a piss rock
mistlemore - toy store: coming into town like whatup i got a big sock
(guy who doesn't know anything and hasn't learned from or internalized a single experience) Imagine going back in time with all the knowledge that you have now...
new24 [2xYMZ280B + Commodore 64] (unfinished) #furnacetracker
(average sapiosexual sext) god im so close.. let me see that brain girl
to the person who put me in that music starter pack dont worry u just gotta wait like a day and a half ok