somehow i knew i'd need to screenshot this :) he's blocked me, presumably in an effort to save himself from another myocardial infarction
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It is staggeringly reprehensible and reckless to continue this insulting bullshit at a time when the global far right have advanced so far that *the leader of the Conservative Party* is defending recruitment of a convicted neo-Nazi, on the grounds he is an expert on antiracism and anti-extremism.
I’m going to shut up about him after this because I’m as sick of hearing about him as everyone else, but: I think it’s important to understand that the media wagon-circling around someone like liddle is the reason saville et al were able to get away with horrendous acts of abuse for decades
Got some free pants lads. Bit flimsy
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
What more fitting way to remember Rod Liddle’s life and work than by making nasty jokes about someone who can’t answer back
Imagine how much nicer UK seasides would be if seagulls made a less unpleasant sound. I think they could learn a lot from blackbirds.
it's been brought to my attention that you are NOT a functional mushroom. soz.
Super Large Excellent Cremulator@spandex.bsky.social · last wk.no YOU'RE a functional mushroom
My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
One time I thought “maybe I would enjoy cryptic crosswords” and then I tried a clue and couldn’t solve it and I looked up the explanation and it said I was supposed to replace the word “sailor” with the letters “as”, for “Able Seaman”. Crossword people are seriously weird and also 200 years old
The most duplicitous UK politician in my lifetime. Good riddance.
Y'know if i was a writer on AI, maybe even *The* AI writer for the magazine of capital, I might take it upon myself to debunk this kind of nonsense, or at least acknowledge stuff like this is why people think very little of my beat.
Just seen Andy Burnham at the park. When he thought no-one was looking he snatched and swallowed a live gosling. I heard it honking as it went down his gullet.
we have commissioned a prequel to the jamiroquai single 'return of the space cowboy'. audiences demand to know what happened on the space cowboy's first visit. we're excited to be able to hear that story at last.
None of this is secret. All of it is on the parliamentary record, in her own words, in interviews she gave willingly. #R4Today knew all of it this morning. They chose the Strictly clips & Iain Donut Smith eulogy instead That's not obituary journalism. That's legacy laundering Can't we be honest?🔚
How good is the 80s theme tune for Tomorrows World? They really ruined it after this with some brassy nonsense. They muffed up Prizeman’s organ theme from Songs of Praise the same way. Reckon there must have been some trombophonist in the music dept shitting everything up with brass instruments
Nostalgic Things@nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 4w agoTomorrow’s World is 61 years old today, so it’s the perfect opportunity to show one of the most terrifying book covers of all time.
MRI says L4,L5... though apparently L5,S1 also has issues but the doc reckoned not THE issue please send new spine and re-enervate my leg
Super Large Excellent Cremulator@spandex.bsky.social · last mo.I have a herniated L5,S1 disc (probably) and I cannot walk or sit or stand and my toe is numb and it is very rubbish. Have watched a lot of TV / YouTube. Two weeks now. Oh I forgot to mention - pain. Lots of pain. Definitely ready for this to be over.
What’s the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your signature animal fancy
I have a herniated L5,S1 disc (probably) and I cannot walk or sit or stand and my toe is numb and it is very rubbish. Have watched a lot of TV / YouTube. Two weeks now. Oh I forgot to mention - pain. Lots of pain. Definitely ready for this to be over.
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
You would think it would be something of a democratic crisis, if it’s very publicly demonstrated that bad actors in politics can win power within their party and then over the country with a project based on lying to, and then robbing and fucking over the people who vote for them. It seems bad!
OMG HE WANTED TO MEET BONO, I am claiming that, I am absolutely claiming that as a win
wearily scheduling a post for 18 months time, asking "this you?"
Honestly think we could cure centrism overnight by going on Fiverr and hiring a voiceover artist with a nice BBC accent to explain everything to them in a tone they understand
wariotifo@wariotifo.bsky.social · last mo.people who pay Dunt & Lynskey for their insight must be on every single mark database that scammers use by now. simply an insane thing to do with your money
"Often when you see him sleeping, you’ll see him squished up against a fence, and that’s probably part of him wanting to feel that there’s something else there.” 😭
Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · last mo.A 1,000kg mammal is wreaking havoc in Tasmania – and Neil the seal is loved for it